Granite Odyssey.
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Gastonzo is world's most pathetic man. He lives the most boring life imaginable, but this all changes when he gets forced into joining the elite unit of Tactical Weapons and Tea on their mission to neutralize a rouge warlord.
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𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐁𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐬 ||𝐄𝐯𝐢𝐥𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠
𝐈𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐦 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐄𝐧𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭, 𝐚𝐧 𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐥 𝐐𝐮𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐮𝐧𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬, 𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐚𝐤 𝐨𝐟 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐞, 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐥𝐲 𝐜𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐉𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬. 𝐈𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐟𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫, 𝐚 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐝𝐚𝐰𝐧𝐬 𝐮𝐩𝐨𝐧 𝐡𝐞𝐫, 𝐚𝐬 𝐢𝐟 𝐚 𝐭𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐦 𝐨𝐟 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐩𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 - 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐜𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐝𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐥, 𝐚 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐞𝐜𝐥𝐢𝐩𝐬𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐯𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞. 𝐋𝐨 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐝, 𝐚 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐥 𝐚𝐬 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐃𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐝, 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐝𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐥𝐠𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫.Complete
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