Granite Odyssey.
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MatureComplete Wed, Jun 17, 202052m
Gastonzo is world's most pathetic man. He lives the most boring life imaginable, but this all changes when he gets forced into joining the elite unit of Tactical Weapons and Tea on their mission to neutralize a rouge warlord.
Very crude satire comedy. Not safe for work, or for the easily offended.
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