Granite Odyssey.
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Gastonzo is world's most pathetic man. He lives the most boring life imaginable, but this all changes when he gets forced into joining the elite unit of Tactical Weapons and Tea on their mission to neutralize a rouge warlord.
Very crude satire comedy. Not safe for work, or for the easily offended.
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Gumball is transported into another Dimension more like an horrific wasteland. Where he see's another version of himself and everbody in a world where it is every man for himself. While trying to find his way back home he helps them stop Penny and her group of shapeshifters from taking over Elsmore.
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