Hello, welcome children it's murder time.

Ahem, greetings! The two most important things you need to know about me is that I love writing with a burning passion but at the same time I'm extremely lazy. Which doesn't really help when it comes to publishing new chapters. 

Apologies, you're probably on my page because you've either stumbled down a worm hole into hell-to which I'd say I'm sorry.

Or on the off chance that you actually like my work, you're wondering if I have a posting scheduled something. Which to that I'd say I'm sorry.