𝚂𝚑𝚎/𝚑𝚎𝚛
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𝙹𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚊 𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕 𝚒𝚗 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝙳𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚘 𝙼𝚊𝚕𝚏𝚘𝚢, 𝙲𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚎𝚕, 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚂𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚘𝚕𝚘 𝚃𝚛𝚒𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚜, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚂𝚊𝚖 & 𝙲𝚘𝚕𝚋𝚢!!! 
𝕊𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕞𝕪 𝕗𝕒𝕧𝕠𝕣𝕚𝕥𝕖 𝕢𝕦𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕤 🤪 
"Reading?...I didn't know you could read." 🐍
"I learned it from the pizza man." 🍕 
"Do you know how many dead people have died?" 🙃 
"Holy shit! Taki mushrooms, bro." 🤗
"Bom Flaky...Toaster Strudel." 🤭
"My father will hear about this!" 😡 
"Baby tomatoes." 😌 
"Gooooood morning, skeDuSheNeuDes!" 🤪
"You have a Guinea pig? Where?" 🤔 
"Christopher Owen my goodness!" 😱 
"You know who else is a Capricorn? Jesus." 💅🏻
"It'S kIlLeD mEh!" 😭 
"I'm tired and I wanna die" 🫠
"You're talking to a bi*ch that can't hear you." 😋
"I'll interrogate the cat." 🐈 
"F*ck you and your lemon-ups. You got my hope up, you little bi*ch!" 😤
"You're gonna regret this! You and your bloody chicken!!" 🤕
"I like texting. Emoticons!" 🤭 
"Pipe down, Lover Boy." 😒