FUCKING DUMBASS (BNHA/MHA Chatfic)

Chrimas

Chat guide:

Santahoe- Deku
santaelf- Uraraka
dynamight- Bakugo
candycane- Todoroki
christmastape- Sero
Santa- Iida
christmaslights- Denki
jinglebellsbutsparkles- Aoyama
christmascarols- Jiro
christmascum- Mina
mrsclaws- Momo
igotchapstick- Shigaraki
fireplace- Dabi
crimacat- Shinso
thecoalinyourstocking- Kirishima
Twink- All Might
ms.ma'am- Mitsuki
mamabroccoli- Inko

Santahoe: GUYYYYYYSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

santaelf: what is it hubby

Santahoe: i think All Might got my mom a dildo

Twink: where did you get that idea

Santahoe: Admit it!!!

dynamight: you might be going a little too far with presents All Might

candycane: so you are midoriya's father

Santahoe: we already went over that todoroki

Twink: i did not get your mother that

santaelf: lie again

dynamight: yea All Might you cant get away with that lie because i saw the present

christmastape: why are you at deku's house

Santahoe: his mom forced him to come over and give me my present

Santa: What did you get from him Midoriya?
Santa: Why is this my username?

Santahoe: 1) he got me a fucking dog bowl and 2) because its Christmas bitch🎄

christmaslights: A DOG BOWL!!

jinglebellsbutsparkles:✨lmao✨

santaelf: the present fits you deku

dynamight: my present is the worst though

Santahoe: i have burn marks from the aftermath

christmastape: what did you get him

dynamight: he gave me a literal pile of shit

jinglebellsbutspakles: 😃

santaelf: ...a what?

christmaslights: a pile of shit?

christmascarols: Deku what the fawk did you smoke

Santahoe: i didnt smoke anything
Santahoe: plus kacchan it matches your personality

mrsclaws: Deku sweetie can you add your mother here

Santahoe: and die? fawk no

dynamight: ill add her

Santahoe: do it and ill add your mom

dynamight: try it

Santahoe: bet

-Santahoe added ms.ma'am to the chat-

dynamight: i see how it is

-dynamight added mamabroccoli to the chat-

Santahoe: hey mom

mamabroccoli: Izuku what is this? Are these all your friend?

Santahoe: ....f-friend?

ms.ma'am: Katsuki what's this? Wait you have friends?!

dynamight: ....mom

Twink: hey Inko

Santahoe: you. shut up you dont have the right to speak

mamabroccoli: Izuku, honey, that's not nice apologize

Santahoe: 👁👄👁 ➖👄➖ 👁👄👁
Santahoe: what...?

dynamight: auntie. HE GOT YOU A DILDO I THINK THE NERD IS TRAUMATIZED LIKE ME!!

ms.ma'am: wow All Might you're making moves

igotchapstick: i want my mom

christmastape: then die

Santahoe: im not apologizing until he apologize for traumatizing me

christmascum: what are we witnessing

igotchapstick: murder

fireplace: arson

Santahoe: both because im about to kill All Might and set a fire to this kitchen

igotchapstick: thats my brother!!

mamabroccoli: Tenko?

igotchapstick: whos Tenko i only know Tomura

dynamight: lmao your name is Tenko

ms.ma'am: Katsuki be nice and is your boyfriend here

thecoalinyourstocking: i think that would be me

dynamight: wtf im single mom!

Santahoe: alright i think you guys should be leaving now

-Santahoe kicked ms.ma'am and mamabroccoli-

dynamight: lets never do that again

Santahoe: glad we could agree

christmastape: you know what we should just spend time with our family

Santa: I agree, we should just hangout with family for this holiday.

santaelf: im gonna kick someones son in the fucking ribs if he uses proper grammar again when he texts

christmaslights: i feel like that was for Iida

mrsclaws: i think so too

christmascum: i burnt my fucking cookies

crimacat: so i did the same thing too and now Aizawa is chasing me

mystic: i leave you guys for a couple months not wanting to deal with this and this is what i come back too

dynamight: how did you get here?!

mystic: ive been here 

Santahoe: who even are you

mystic: Santa...
mystic: bye now

-mystic left the chat-

santaelf: i think i should just sleep actually

candycane: i think so too

mrsclaws: bye everyone enjoy the rest of your Christmas

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Merry Christmas children I hope you liked this one because this is my Christmas present to you.