Chat guide:
Santahoe- Deku
santaelf- Uraraka
dynamight- Bakugo
candycane- Todoroki
christmastape- Sero
Santa- Iida
christmaslights- Denki
jinglebellsbutsparkles- Aoyama
christmascarols- Jiro
christmascum- Mina
mrsclaws- Momo
igotchapstick- Shigaraki
fireplace- Dabi
crimacat- Shinso
thecoalinyourstocking- Kirishima
Twink- All Might
ms.ma'am- Mitsuki
mamabroccoli- InkoSantahoe: GUYYYYYYSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
santaelf: what is it hubby
Santahoe: i think All Might got my mom a dildo
Twink: where did you get that idea
Santahoe: Admit it!!!
dynamight: you might be going a little too far with presents All Might
candycane: so you are midoriya's father
Santahoe: we already went over that todoroki
Twink: i did not get your mother that
santaelf: lie again
dynamight: yea All Might you cant get away with that lie because i saw the present
christmastape: why are you at deku's house
Santahoe: his mom forced him to come over and give me my present
Santa: What did you get from him Midoriya?
Santa: Why is this my username?Santahoe: 1) he got me a fucking dog bowl and 2) because its Christmas bitch🎄
christmaslights: A DOG BOWL!!
jinglebellsbutsparkles:✨lmao✨
santaelf: the present fits you deku
dynamight: my present is the worst though
Santahoe: i have burn marks from the aftermath
christmastape: what did you get him
dynamight: he gave me a literal pile of shit
jinglebellsbutspakles: 😃
santaelf: ...a what?
christmaslights: a pile of shit?
christmascarols: Deku what the fawk did you smoke
Santahoe: i didnt smoke anything
Santahoe: plus kacchan it matches your personalitymrsclaws: Deku sweetie can you add your mother here
Santahoe: and die? fawk no
dynamight: ill add her
Santahoe: do it and ill add your mom
dynamight: try it
Santahoe: bet
-Santahoe added ms.ma'am to the chat-
dynamight: i see how it is
-dynamight added mamabroccoli to the chat-
Santahoe: hey mom
mamabroccoli: Izuku what is this? Are these all your friend?
Santahoe: ....f-friend?
ms.ma'am: Katsuki what's this? Wait you have friends?!
dynamight: ....mom
Twink: hey Inko
Santahoe: you. shut up you dont have the right to speak
mamabroccoli: Izuku, honey, that's not nice apologize
Santahoe: 👁👄👁 ➖👄➖ 👁👄👁
Santahoe: what...?dynamight: auntie. HE GOT YOU A DILDO I THINK THE NERD IS TRAUMATIZED LIKE ME!!
ms.ma'am: wow All Might you're making moves
igotchapstick: i want my mom
christmastape: then die
Santahoe: im not apologizing until he apologize for traumatizing me
christmascum: what are we witnessing
igotchapstick: murder
fireplace: arson
Santahoe: both because im about to kill All Might and set a fire to this kitchen
igotchapstick: thats my brother!!
mamabroccoli: Tenko?
igotchapstick: whos Tenko i only know Tomura
dynamight: lmao your name is Tenko
ms.ma'am: Katsuki be nice and is your boyfriend here
thecoalinyourstocking: i think that would be me
dynamight: wtf im single mom!
Santahoe: alright i think you guys should be leaving now
-Santahoe kicked ms.ma'am and mamabroccoli-
dynamight: lets never do that again
Santahoe: glad we could agree
christmastape: you know what we should just spend time with our family
Santa: I agree, we should just hangout with family for this holiday.
santaelf: im gonna kick someones son in the fucking ribs if he uses proper grammar again when he texts
christmaslights: i feel like that was for Iida
mrsclaws: i think so too
christmascum: i burnt my fucking cookies
crimacat: so i did the same thing too and now Aizawa is chasing me
mystic: i leave you guys for a couple months not wanting to deal with this and this is what i come back too
dynamight: how did you get here?!
mystic: ive been here
Santahoe: who even are you
mystic: Santa...
mystic: bye now-mystic left the chat-
santaelf: i think i should just sleep actually
candycane: i think so too
mrsclaws: bye everyone enjoy the rest of your Christmas
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