FUCKING DUMBASS (BNHA/MHA Chatfic)

Them just getting drunk and high

Bigdickbob: guys I need some help

tomsdick: what do you need

Bigdickbob: how do you clean blood out of a rug

Smalldickchad: we kinda made a mess

IiDAD: You were apart of it too Uraraka?

Smalldickchad: of course not

creeper: are we gonna ignore that they have blood on the rug

Smalldickchad: well it's not blood it's

Bigdickbob: it's ummm grape jelly

sexypeppermint: why grape jelly

Smalldickchad: well we were trying to swim in it but i had tripped and messed up
Smalldickchad: hey tsu can you help your girlfriend with this

Froppy: nah you on your own

Bigdickbob: iida?

-Everyone but Smalldickchad and Bigdickbob are offline-

Smalldickchad: some friends y'all are

Later

Bigdickbob: OKAY WHICH ONE OF YOU SMALL DICK MOTHER FUCKERS DID THIS

Smalldickchad: babe what happened? Who do I need to kill?

Bigdickbob: WHO BLEW MY HOUSE UP

MOMo: OMG is your mom okay

Smalldickchad: lmao yall thought his real house blew up

Bigdickbob: who blew my minecraft house up again

Invisabitch: .....

Bigdickbob: you did this

Invisabitch: that wasn't your real house it was a duplicate

Bigdickbob: okay good

Smalldickchad: I'm mad at kami

Bigdickbob: what did you do kami

tomsdick: I didn't do anything

Smalldickchad: he didn't share his juul

Bigdickbob: kami what was the flavor

creeper: deku stay away from it you know what happened last time

tomsdick: it was mango

Bigdickbob: alright kami I'm coming over and so is ura, jiro, toko, sero, and kiri

Smalldickchad: and we're bringing drinks

tomsdick: oh say less

sexypeppermint: I'll go just in case something happens

creeper: good cause I don't wanna leave my room

2 hours later

Smalldickchad: woo sdo yalss now whesre my glasssssssessssss aresjdbf (yo do y'all know where my glasses are)

Bbybirb: okay why is tokoyami making out with a door
Bbybirb: this is dark shadow btw

Arms: and I'm headed over now

Bigdickbob: those weak ass bitches can't handle a little bit of alcohol and weed

sexypeppermint: comejse hskla izu babydhdjs
(come here izu baby)

Bigdickbob: oh yea we had todo try

IiDAD: alright I'm done with yall Bakugo go get deku and todoroki

creeper: I was already leaving to get them

-Everyone is now offline-

Ayo hope you liked this chapter I'm actually coming up with titles so yea

-ogidiot