FUCKING DUMBASS (BNHA/MHA Chatfic)

hands.

todo: so
todo: listen
todo: i was looking at tokoyami's hands
todo: god dayum👴
todo: his hands

izu: ik
izu: they're hot
izu: toko
izu: let me touch your hands

ocha: what in the hand kink is this??

tsu: hands ofc

toko: you're not touching my hands??

izu: if we go on a date can i???

toko: no?
toko: deku go back to your room
toko: i can hear you running down the hall

sero: lmao
sero: this mf desperate

kami: supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

sero: tf
sero: what does that have to do with this??
sero: how'd you even spell that??

izu: supercalifragilisticexpialidocioussupercalifragilisticexpialidocioussupercalifragilisticexpialidocioussupercalifragilisticexpialidocioussupercalifragilisticexpialidocioussupercalifragilisticexpialidocioussupercalifragilisticexpialidocious

ocha: same
ocha: now toko
ocha: hands pls

toko: ok

izu: 😐

tsu: 😐

izu: i'm abt to turn into a villain
izu: this is my villain origin story

tsu: so how you gonna let her touch your hands

toko: she wasn't being weird abt it

todo: can i touch your hands

toko: sure

izu: WHAT THE FUCK
izu: HOW
izu: HE WAS LITERALLY SUMPING OVER YOUR FUCKING HANDS
izu: IM GOMNA MURDER SOMEONE
izu: I HATE PPL SO FUCKING MUCHE YOU FUYS A STUPUD AS FUVJ

ocha: let him
ocha: he's insane rn
ocha: also which one of y'all ss my story??
ocha: i never said y'all can have that baby picture

-lenny is online-

lenny: you talking abt snapchat rn??
lenny: add me at lennyisanidiot
lenny: shameless plug
lenny: yes.
lenny: k bye

-lenny is offline-

izu: you heard the little boy
izu: add her

tsu: mf so desperate for ppl to add them
tsu: if they do that again i might block him

tenten: can we get back to tokoyami now

toko: oh
toko: i thought y'all forgot abt me
toko: todo, deku, and ocha already touched my hands

tsu: bro
tsu: let me touch your hands
tsu: one time
tsu: one time please🙏

toko: fine
toko: y'all got weird ass kinks
toko: after this i'm blasting mcr

jiro: someone say mcr

shinso: ^^

shindo: ^^what they said

izu: wait a damn minute
izu: don't you go to another school??

shindo: no?
shindo: yes
shindo: i'm gonna come to y'all school for that

minoru: wait isn't your quirk vibration or something??🤨😏

mina: oh yea
mina: isn't it

shindo: i have a gf

mina: ok??
mina: why are you telling us?
mina: you're ugly no one wants you lmao

izu: mf your gf is sucking my dick rn
izu: i don't think she even likes you

shindo: say sike rn

izu: i'm not gonna say it
izu: but she kinda give better head than you
izu: your gf is cheating on you with me lmao

shindo: stop playing
shindo: bro
shindo: we're older than you

minoru: how good is her head game??

izu: on a scale of 1-10
izu: i'd give it a 20

momo: on god?

jiro: momo
jiro: really

momo: yes

izu: ong momo
izu: 10 out of 10 would recommend

shindo: i hate y'all
shindo: and you promised not to tell ppl that i gave you bj

izu: smd bitch
izu: oh wait
izu: you already did lmao

kami: please tell me this is satire

katsu: do you know what that means?

kami: somewhat
kami: i haven't learned much
kami: we're on break n e ways

katsu: true

izu: this is satire

shindo: it is?
shindo: well uh
shindo: this is embarrassing
shindo: i'll just leave

-shindo left lmao-

ocha: why
ocha: why did lenny put lmao at the end

kiri: she's out of it rn

ocha: oh
ocha: makes sense
ocha: i'm gonna go touch toko's hands again
ocha: adios

toko: sigh
toko: i can't stop this

-everyone is offline-