izu: if i jumped off the bridge beside my house would i die???
kami: depends. is it high? is there water? how deep is the water?
kiri: why does it seem like you did this before
kami: bc i have
izu: come over kami ill show you
katsu: dont fall for it he asked me and he pushed me off the bridge
izu: i thought you died
izu: you werent moving
izu: you shouldve died
izu: why arent you dead whore
ocha: damn he really tryna murder a man
kami: bro its not damn its dam
jiro: tf you mean its damn dumbass
izu: no kamis right its dam
sero: dudes im running fromthe fuckjng cosp
sero: helo
sero: HELI
shinso: I SOME HW FO T DRAg e intpo THIS
shinso: FUCKJNG HJEPL PLESS
shinso: WETED GONNA FER CAUGHT
tsu: i hate that i just saw them run past my house
tsu: im gonna help them
shiggy: uH HELP SGNFD PLEASWE
dabs: i hate life so fuckjng much
dabs: werd runs too and i losr rheb
tsu: SHIT IM BENG CHASESD TOO
tsu: FUCS HOWS DIS HAPEPN
izu: run into a micky d's or something
toru: this is funny they just ran into a mcdonalds
toru: whyd they listen to you
izu: idk maybe bc they saw me sitting in one of the booths
toru: but werent you just at-
toru: tf
toru: i thought i was the only one who could disappear
jiro: babes youre literally invisible
jiro: ofc you would
katsu: where tf is iida
tenten: I'm on vacation, please do not bother me.
tenten: I would love to not get caught by the police again.
izu: AGAIN
izu: TF YOU MEAN AGAIN-
izu: wait
izu: SHIT THERYE LOOKING FOR ME TOO
tenten: Alright listen.
tenten: I'm on the run too, the police found out that I attempted murder again.
tenten: I uh threw a man in the lake and tried to drown him. Please send help.
jiro: i would help you guys but im a bit busy
momo: ill get someone to help you guys
momo: iida, sweetie, please remain sane enough to contain these idiots
tenten: I'm trying Momo.
tenten: I hate people so much now.
katsu: the idiots got caught
katsu: we are in the cop car rn
shoji: bakugo what do you mean by "we"?
katsu: listen
katsu: i can explain
-katsu is typing-
jiro: its been like that for 10 mins
kami: THEY GOT FUCKING CAUGHT
kami: IM FUCKING CRYING
kami: THIS IS FUNNY
shouta: i wish i was never your teacher
shouta: do i have to go get them
momo: no you dont have to mr aizawa
momo: just chill for today
kiri: so i already started going after the idiots
kiri: and i found out kami was with them
kiri: and yet he was making fun of them for being caug-
kiri: wait- shit
kiri: THERES A WARANT OUT FOR MY ARREST TOO
kiri: BRO WTF
kami: his dumb ass didnt know
izu: kami pls get off your phone
izu: WAIT THEYRE GONNA SEARCH OUR PHONES
izu: THEYRE GONNA FIND MY LESBIAN PORN
izu: broo this is so fucking ass
tsu: uh
tsu: i escaped
tsu: deku why do you have lesbian porn?
izu: none of your business
tsu: if you tell me ill get you guys out
izu: fine ill text it to you
tsu: alr
tenten: I hate the both of you. Please get us out Tsu, please.
katsu: i got my phone back and tsu got us out
shiggy: i shouldve killed them
dabs: oh yea we couldve
izu: dumbasses
dabs: smd
todo: um
todo: i was sleep for 3 hours what happened
toko: backread
todo: ok ill ask my dad to do it
todo: hes being forced by fuyumi to be nice to us
todo: im using it to my advantage
dabs: im coming over.
-fuyu and natsuo were added-
fuyu: shoto istfg if you use dad to read your msgs im drop kicking you
izu: holy shit thats hot
izu: oh shoto youre hot too
natsuo: didnt we fuck the other day?
izu: smd
natsuo: alr bet come over
izu: but its fuyumis day sorry
natsuo: its all good
todo: dont fuck my sister tf
izu: im not the one doing the fucking
izu: im getting pegged
fuyu: you promised not to tell
todo: y-youre pegging my best friend?...
todo: dabi come kill me
dabs: alr can i kill dad too
fuyu: no you cant
dabs: ok.
jiro: im done with all of you
jiro: im leaving
jiro: all of you can suck my pink dildo
ocha: shit bet
jiro: nope
jiro: bye
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FUCKING DUMBASS (BNHA/MHA Chatfic)
Fanfictionjust some chaotic stuff. A lot of gay shit OOC (mostly deku) A lot of fourth wall breaking
