FUCKING DUMBASS (BNHA/MHA Chatfic)

no.

izu: whatever mf broke my god damn controller is losing their life today
izu: that was my limited addition All Might Xbox controller

neito: tf you gonna do abt it??

mina: 😐
mina: did he not see the first msg?
mina: wait how tf did you even get here?

neito: it's my quirk

kami: what?
kami: i may be stupid but that has nothing to do with your quirk

izu: momoma.
izu: im gonna give you a 5 second head start
izu: when i get to 5 youre fucking dead

neito: can i have a 1 minute head start please?

izu: i already got to 5
izu: run.

neito: fuck

-izu is offline-
-neito is offline-

kiri: lmfao

katsu: Monoma hasn't died yet
katsu: deku had tied him to a chair
katsu: momo did you make him some rope?

momo: no.

katsu: o h
katsu: I'm just gonna-🏃🏼‍♂️💨

-katsu is offline-

mina: that is the most kinkiest shit ive ever read

tenten: can we just have a normal conversation for once

neito: i lived hoes

izu: yea i let him go
izu: the mf begged me
izu: i couldn't say no to begging

kami: you got a begging kink???

neito: um
neito: do i have to answer that

izu: i know i do

momo: do not talk abt your kinks here
momo: or im chopping off all your dicks

mina: damn i dont got a dick and that hurts

izu: cut kacchans off first

katsu: what???
katsu: werent you the same one you just cried over lady d not being real???
katsu: you literally cried over a tall ass vampire woman who would kill you if you got too close to her
katsu: i get that the woman is hot but dude calm down
katsu: also you were crying over your spilled strawberry milk

kiri: he did not hold back

izu: ura hold my boba

ocha: yes sir
ocha: now go off

izu: kacchan you once cried when all night didnt sign your poster
izu: you cried over accidentally ripping the bear i gave you for your birthday
izu: and when i gave it to my mom to fix you you kept saying that you were sorry

katsu: our mom
katsu: continue

izu: and you cant be talking abt me crying over that lady d isnt real
izu: bc you were crying with me
izu: you were also crying the fact that kiri said no to punching you in the face while he was in his unbreakable form

katsu: stop
katsu: you dont have to continue

kami: they really went off on each other

mina: you guys did not have to do that

kiri: you fr wanted me to punch you??
kiri: bakugo is everything ok

katsu: no
katsu: deku just fucking outed me

izu: so we gonna pretend you didnt just do it to me
izu: cmon were gonna fight now

katsu: alr bet

kami: im gonna watch

mina: i gotta get it on video

jiro: I was writing a song but when I saw Deku and Bakugo were gonna fight I stopped

tenten: im just gonna make sure it's a fair match

toko: we broke the man
toko: mido pls beat his ass
toko: I have all my money on you

shouta: im gonna just get nezu im not gonna stop this

-everyone is offline-