FUCKING DUMBASS (BNHA/MHA Chatfic)

the end

lenny: guys
lenny: omg
lenny: this is the end of a chapter that i found enjoyable
lenny: but i can't keep up with anything anymore
lenny: i loved this chatfic
lenny: it was the only thing that got me through my darkest times
lenny: i'm happy i was able to make other ppl laugh and i'm happy to say that i finally found something else that makes me happy
lenny: i really loved writing fanfics but my fanfic chapter has come to an end
lenny: i'm so sorry you all had to find out this way so in honor of this dumb book i'm gonna put the final chapter here:)

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man wth

izu: i wanna suck some dick

katsu: i volunteer

izu: ohhh yea
izu: me and kacchan started dating again
izu: lets hope he doesnt try to murder me this time

katsu: there is a 5% chance that will happen again

izu: i figured

ocha: wait does this mean none of us can flirt with you anymore???
ocha: idk what i would do w/o flirting with deku

izu: bakugo

katsu: bro wtf did i do???

izu: nothing
izu: i just like calling you that

katsu: wait
katsu: did you find my dildo stash??

izu: katsuki bakugo
izu: wtf
izu: go sit in time out
izu: please

katsu: but
katsu: but
katsu: but

izu: no
izu: time out
izu: think abt your choices

katsu: fine

izu: anyways

kami: can i suck your dick?

shinso: kaminari

neito: kaminari

katsu: kaminari

kami: it was a joke damn

izu: sure
izu: kacchan go back to time out
izu: actually come to my dorm and give me your phone

katsu: you're joking right?

izu: um no
izu: come here bum
izu: i better hear your fucking footsteps

katsu: mk

izu: good boy

katsu: and i'm horny now

jiro: i'll cover my ears

izu: turn back around and go to your room
izu: i'm never calling you that again

katsu: oh
katsu: ok
katsu: walking back to my room rn crying

kami: boohoo bum
kami: cry abt it
kami: that's why my head between your bfs legs rn

izu: i'm helping him learn how to take care of his hair

mina: deku after youre done lets hangout

izu: kk
izu: itll be abt 10 mins so ill be out soon
izu: shinso make sure your dumb bf dont do anything bad to his hair

todo: wait you just said shinso
todo: not monoma

kami: we dont talk abt him
kami: never say his name around us again

shinso: kami and i broke up with monoma
shinso: he cheated on us with aoyama

neito: im sorry ok?
neito: forgive me?

kami: not in 10 years

-izu kicked neito from the group-

izu: alr im done
izu: im coming down rn mina

mina: ok
mina: jiro and momo are hear too

izu: OH FUCK YEA
izu: IM GETTING PUSSY TONIGHT

katsu: wtf

izu: stfu
izu: little bitch boy
izu: fucking halfie
izu: dont say the n word ever again

katsu: youre half too

izu: hush
izu: i got a double date to attend

katsu: mk
katsu: love you

izu: love you tooooooo bum

mina: hurry
mina: -jiro

izu: coming

-izu went offline-
-mina went offline-

kami: ew
kami: happy couple
kami: hope yall find out yall related

katsu: wtf
katsu: nigga
katsu: you weird

kami: did you just call me the n word
kami: and youre japanese too
kami: wait til the press hears abt this

katsu: you thought izu how to call me a bitch in portugese

kami: thats different homie
kami: bitch and the n word are different

katsu: stfu
katsu: die
kastu: dont talk to me

tenten: guys
tenten: mei and i made it official

sero: bruh
sero: my gf left me for deku
sero: i just realized that
sero: mina hasnt been answering and now ik why
sero: imma be a emo girl

shinso: denki dont even think abt it

kami: k
kami: well bye yall
kami: imma read and sleep

tenten: can i join?

kami: ofc ofc
kami: anytime

tenten: kk

-everyone is offline forever-