the tales of a lifetime book 3

chapter 14

     Jason put the puzzle pieces together.

     "You're a DUDE?!?!" Jason screeched in disgust.

     "Um, yeah..." Sylvia responded, "Also, my real name is Steven."

     "GROSS! I'M NOT GAY!" Jason cried in anger.

     "You sure about that? You seemed to be really into me," Steven responded with a flirty smile.

     "IT'S ADAM AND EVE! NOT ADAM AND STEVE!" Jason screamed before running to the bathroom to wash his mouth, crying because of the sin he committed.

     Horny and Henry were getting their dance on.

     "WHOO! I FEEL SO YOUNG AND FREE!" Horny shouted.

     "AW YEAH BABY! BRING IT AROUND!" Henry hyped her up.

     Horny brought it around. Then brought it around again. She brought it around so many times she started getting a little dizzy.

     "Oh shit.." Horny muttered.

     "What? Are you okay baby?" Henry asked her.

     "NAW! I'M GONNA BLOW!" Horny cried.

     Horny looked around, searching for an appropriate place to vomit. She decided to vomit on the speakers near the electrical outlet because she is not a wise one. She spewed the contents of her stomach over the speakers. The fluids made their way to the electrical outlet and sparked. The speakers blew out and the music stopped playing.

     The crowd stopped boogieing and turned to Horny, who was wiping the leftover vomit from her lips.

     "What the fuck?!" a chicken bawked.

     "That was my favorite SONG!" a hyena screeched.

     "Someone get the FAT BITCH outta here!" a dachshund barked.

     "WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!" Horny barked back, her face turning into a bright, tomato red.

     "A FAT BITCH! WOULDN'T HURT TO CUT BACK ON THE DONUTS TUBBY!" the dachshund responded.

     "GRRRRRR!!!! YOU CUNTY THOT! EAT MY SHIT!" Horny screamed. She pulled down her pants and positioned her bootyhole in the direction of the dachshund. She was locked and loaded. She released the safety and fired a big ol blob of poo at the dachshund.

     "OH SHIT! LITERALLY!" the dachshund cried, attempting to run away.

     But it was too late, the big blob of poo crashed into the dachshund and pinned him to the wall.

     "NICE SHOT!" Henry cheered.

     "THANKS BABY! AFTER YEARS OF PRACTICE, YOU KNOW HOW IT'S FUCKIN' DONE!" Horny responded.

     A security officer alpaca walked up to Horny, "Ma'am you're under arrest.."

     Horny knew she couldn't go back to jail again!

     "OH NO I'M NOT!" Horny shouted before shoving the officer back.

     "LEZ GO BITCHES!" Horny yelled to Jason and Henry.

     Horny quickly popped a squat and pissed all over the floor. The crowd stumbled back in disgust.

     When the officer tried to chase after the trio, he slipped and fell on the puddle of pee. The trio darted out of the club.

     "CATCH ME IF YOU CAN BITCHES!" Horny yelled. The trio ran across the street back to the burger restaurant. Suddenly, Horny saw Barbara looking in the suitcase. Looking at her DEAD SON!

     "Oh hell naw! I AM NOT GOING BACK TO JAIL AND THAT'S ON PERIODT!!!!!!!!!!!" Horny screamed as she swiped up a big rock and smashed it against Barbara's skull.