It was incredible! There was a whole mini town inside the mountain! The stoopids had never seen something so well-disguised and marvelous.
"Woah! This is so cool!" Carina said in awe.
"I know right! There's a whole community out here!" Brian chirped.
"Babe! Why didn't you take us here sooner?!" Zizzy asked Bow.
"I just wanted it to be the perfect time!" Bow responded before planting a juicy kiss on Zizzy's cheek.
Grace turned to Daniel, "That could be us, you know.... just sayin'...."
Daniel rolled his eyes and turned away.
"Okay, so where's the gas station?" Megan asked.
"Oh, it's right this way," Bow said as he continued walking.
An attractive and busty fox approached them. She wore a crop top with jeans that were both two sizes too small for her. Her fox breasts and butt were one thread away from breaking loose. She also wore super high heels that clicked with each step.
"Bow! I didn't know you were coming home!" she shouted as she gave him a warm hug.
"Florencia! It's been a while!" Bow responded.
"Wait.. haven't I seen you before?" Jason asked her.
"Who? Me?" Florencia responded.
"Yes.. you.. Wait.. you're the star of Naughty Teacher! I watch that movie every night!" Jason exclaimed.
"Of course you do.." Megan said as she rolled her eyes.
"Aww, it's so great to meet my fans," Florencia said, "You know what my favorite food group is.."
"MEAT!" Jason shouted joyfully as he made her sign his left ass cheek.
"Okay, now let's get you guys that gas!" Bow enthusiastically said as he walked everyone over to the gas station.
"I'm starving! Y'all ain't got nuthin' to eat around here?!" Horny rudely asked Bow.
"They should be calling everyone for dinner soon," Bow responded.
"What?" Joe asked.
"Oh, in Boombah, everyone eats together at the town square. It's how you get to know one another," Bow responded.
"Aw babe! That's so sweet!" Zizzy chimed.
Bow handed Daniel the container of gas when Florencia's voice echoed throughout the town.
"Dinner time! Dinner time!"
"Have dinner with us, I insist," Bow told the stoopids.
"You ain't gotta ask me twice, WHAT WE EATIN'?!" Horny responded as she made her way to the town square, shoving elderly ladies out of the way as she went.
At the town square, Florencia stood on a stage with a huge smile on her face, "Everyone! Bow is back and he's brought friends!"
The crowd started hollering and cheering enthusiastically.
Dustin looked around confused, "Why are they cheering for us?"
"I don't know, maybe it's their way of welcoming new people in their village?" Michael responded.
"Bow.. Get up here! Come say hi to everyone!" Florencia called out to him.
"Joe, would you come with me? You should say hi too!" Bow said to Joe.
"Of course bro," Joe said as he walked onto the stage with Bow.
"Hi everybody! Thanks for giving us a warm welcome!" Bow said into the microphone, "This is my best friend Joe, everybody make some noise for him!"
The crowd went nuts.
"Why are they cheering so much? It's weird..." Megan asked.
"It's probably tradition, don't be judging!' Brian responded.
Bow continued talking, "Joe's gonna make an excellent appetizer as we begin our feast tonight."
"Wait, what?" Joe asked, confused.
Zizzy noticed a knife in Bow's bandicoot hand.
"Joe, look out!" she cried out in terror.
But it was too late, Bow slammed the knife into Joe's jackrabbit chest.
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the tales of a lifetime book 3
HumorIt would be bold to assume that the stoopids would live a peaceful life following the traumatizing concert massacre at Jungle Wungle town. Even three years later, in a secluded town, the stoopids find themselves embarking on another adventure of a l...