the tales of a lifetime book 3

chapter 20

     "AHHHHHHHHHHH!" Grace shrieked.

     "Get her off! Get her off!" Carina cried.

     "WAH WAH WAH!" Devin screamed.

     Florencia clung onto the roof of the van as Michael went full speed.

     "I'm gettin' my meat WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!" Florencia shouted.

     "You're PSYCHO!!" Megan shouted back.

     "You can burn down my home, kill my people, but you can't take away MY MEAT!" Florencia  screamed as she lifted her huge boobs and swung the 50 pound melons down upon the sunroof. The glass shattered instantly.

     Glass rained down upon the stoopids.

     "OW!" Devin cried as the shards cut his arm open.

     "Devin!!" Dylan cried as he put pressure on the open wound.

     "You can't hurt a baby! WHAT WRONG WITCHU?!" Horny screamed as she lifted her hippo hand to shove Florencia away.

     Florencia took out a knife and stabbed it right through Horny's hand.

     "OWW BITCH! WHAT THE FUCK!" Horny screamed in pain. Florencia leaned into the van and started sucking on Horny's hand.

     "Mmmmm," she moaned sexually.

     "Ooh la laa.." Jason said to himself as his mouth salivated.

     Henry pushed Florencia's head out, "GET OFF MY WOMAN YOU DAMN WHORE!"

    Florencia sliced his cheek open.

     "Don't CALL ME A WHORE!" she screamed at him angrily as Henry stumbled back, bleeding from his face.

     "Michael, GET HER OFF!!!" Grace shrieked.

     Michael abruptly swerved off the road and crashed the van into a tall cactus. The sudden crash gave the stoopids whiplash. Florencia's body flew from the roof and crashed into the cactus. She fell harshly to the ground, covered in thorns. The van was pretty much done for. The stoopids stumbled out, coughing from the smoke. Dustin fell to the ground and vomited. Megan rubbed her neck in pain. Grace and Carina went to look at Florencia's body. There was a huge gash on her back, where she hit the cactus.

     "Is she dead?" Grace asked Carina.

     "I don't know, she looks dead," Carina responded.

     Daniel went to check on Dylan and Devin; both of them were bleeding heavily.

     "You okay?" he asked Dylan.

     "No you chicken!" Dylan responded as he showed Daniel his cuts and bruises. Devin was crying.

     "Shhh. There there Devin. Everything's gonna be okay now," Daniel told him in a calm voice.

     "I WANNA GO HOME!" Devin cried, "I WANNA GO HOME!!"

     "We will. We will," Dylan told him as he hugged him tight.

     Brian went over to Michael and helped him up, his forehead was covered in blood from hitting his head on the steering wheel.

     Horny and Henry sat against the van, putting pressure on the wounds Florencia inflicted upon them.

     Grace kicked Florencia's body, "Are you dead??"

     "Grace, stop. She's dead," Carina told her.

     Grace let out a sigh of relief, "Now let me check on MY MAN... DANIEL!"

     "Oh no you don't!" Florencia shouted as she sprung back onto her feet.

     Grace screamed as Florencia tackled her to the ground.

     "Stop it! No!! Don't make me bring out the PUNISHER!" Grace cried.

     "HERE'S THE REAL PUNISHER!" Florencia yelled as she stabbed Grace in the shoulder.

     "AHHHHHHHH! OWWIE! OWW!" Grace screamed.

     Carina grabbed Florencia and dragged her off of Grace. Florencia took her down and the two began wrestling. Daniel ran over to Grace.

     "Holy mackerel! You're bleeding a lot!" Daniel shouted as he ripped off his shirt and applied pressure to Grace's wound with it.

     Grace looked at the shirtless Daniel and ran her eyes up and down Daniel's muscular dragon body.

     "Am I in heaven?" Grace asked stupidly with a smile on her face. Daniel rolled his eyes.

     Florencia punched Carina in her cat face and forcefully grabbed her throat. Carina managed to kick Florencia off before she could slit it.

     "HELP!" Carina cried.

     Michael, Jason, and Dustin charged at Florencia, but she was faster. She puffed out her boobs and swung them around like a baseball bat and whacked them in their faces. The three fell to the ground, knocked out cold.

     "HAHA! TOO EASY!" Florencia cackled. She saw Dylan and Devin and ran at them.

     "AHHHHH!" Dylan shrieked as Florencia harshly kicked him in the face. Dylan dropped Devin and laid unconscious on the sand, bleeding from his duck nose.

     Florencia picked up Devin.

     "You'll make an EXCELLENT appetizer! So small and young! Your meat must be so SOFT and TENDER!!" Florencia said as she drooled heavily.

     "FLATTIE!" Devin cried as he grabbed at Florencia's hair.

     "OWW! STOP THAT!" Florencia cried.

     But it was no use. Devin pulled at Florencia's hair with all of his duckling strength. The rush of adrenaline just made him pull harder and harder and harder.

     "STOP IT! OW! OW! OW!!!" Florencia screamed as she slapped at Devin, trying to get him to release her hair.

     Devin gave one last mighty tug and Florencia's whole scalp ripped off.

     "FUCKING FISHSTICKS!" Florencia shouted as she dropped Devin and fell to the ground.

     "BAD BOY!" Devin shouted as he picked up her knife, "And you know what happens to bad boys?"

     "HUH?!?!" Florencia responded, confused. 

     The duckling stabbed the big-breasted fox in the abdomen. Again. And again. And again...