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Keefe's birthday tour! Pt. 2

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Keefe's eyes widened to the size of baseballs once they stepped through the doors. It was like watching a 6 year old go to Gravity or Get Air for his birthday! "FOSTER THIS IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT EVER!!!" Some people glanced their way, but Keefe didn't Seem to notice. He just Kept on yelling "WE NEED A GAME PLAN!!! I NEED A LAYOUT OF THIS PLACE!!!"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Time Lapse! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

"FIRST: We get a cart... No. TWO CARTS!

SECOND: We make our way to the food section

THIRD: We get every single pastry in the bakery

FOURTH: We get every single frui-"

"Keefe... You do realize this isn't a battle field right?" Sophie scolded keefe, but Keefe just responded with a blank stare. 

"But Fosterrrr! This is a battle! This is a battle for me to find three things and Make you happy!"

"Keefe, what could possibly be those three things that make you think that Walmart is a battle field?!?!?!?!?!"

"E.L. Fudges, a new set of Batman Boxers, and a whoopie cushion!" now it was Sophie turn to give a blank stare.

"Come on Keefe. Let's go get your Batman boxers first." Sophie grabbed his hand and started to drag him to the clothing isle. 

"NO, FOSTER!!! We have to start at the bakery!" Keefe, being stronger than Sophie, Picked her up and set her in the cart.

"Keefe!!!" but it was too late, they were already at the bakery.

"FOSTER LOOK!!!" he was pointing to all the cakes. "FOSTER, can we get one pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee??????" His puppy eyes were too strong to resist.

"Fine..." I'm going to regret this aren't I?  

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Time lapse <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

"FOSTER!!! YOU HAVE TO COME SEE THIS!!!" It's been two hours and they still have gone past all the food. 

Sophie had been in the isle behind keefe but as soon as she heard her name, she came running. 

It was hard to explain what keefe looked like...

He looked like he was about to cry...

or explode

or die of happiness... 

"Foster... I love this place." He was staring at something on the shelf, but sophie couldn't see so she came closer... 

It

was

a

shelf

full

of 

E.L. FUDGES!!!!

"Keef- *OOMPH*" Sophie was squeezed in a hug.

"Foster, I know this is a weird reason to be happy. But thank you so much for bring me here."

"Keefe, Don't thank me yet... we still haven't bought them. or gone to any of the other shops!"

"Wait there's more?!"

"Keefe, why don't we get 3 of each type?"

"We need two carts... cause we still need to get my batman boxers."