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Mc.Donalds - Random (bleep)post

Something called 'motivation' just hit me, so yeah. This is just a plain (bleep)post of a piece of art I saw about the Bad Dudes.

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"Dad-mare." "Can we go to Mc.Donalds?" Horror asked, giving Nightmare puppy eyes in hope that he would take the gang to a multiversal Mc.Donalds to get chimken nugget happy meals.

Nightmare just gave Horror a death glare for calling him such a name. He said nothing in return.

------ Five minutes later. ------

"COME ON BOYS, WE'RE GOING TO MC.DONALDS!" Nightmare shouted.

------ Another few moments later ------

The 'boys' had jumped through a portal right outside an expensive as hell car shop. Nightmare had told them to choose the one they liked the most, and he'd buy it for them. He was extremely rich after all.

They had settled on one of those cool hybrid thingys that use 'electricity and sheet' as Error had said. ( Thanks Fresh, mah radical parasite dawg )

Error; had never been in a car before.

The only one who had somewhat of a driving license was Nightmare.

------ Another hecking time skip because I didn't plan this out, help ------

Dad-mare, dangit- I mean Nightmare had bought the car, knowing he'd only probably use it once or twice at the most, and the gang had chosen where they wanted to sit. Error at the back with cross and killer either side of him, horror in the middle row, and dust in the passenger seat across from Nightmare.

Horror was casually jamming along to '"The Song That Might Play When You Donk" Remix' that was blasting into his headphones that were taped onto his skull.

( I was actually listening to it while I was writing this- aaaaaaa )

When they finally got to the closest Mc.Donalds, somehow in one piece, Nightmare didn't park up, he just drove to the drive-through and ordered 20 Chicken Nugget Happy Meals to the Mc.Donalds workers surprise.

The reason why he got 20 Happy Meals for only 6 people is because each of them could easily get through two in one go, so he always bought spare, and whatever he had left he would just anonymously leave them at the Stars base since some of his gang were friends with the Swap!Sans that was a part of the Star Sanses, and he was such a 'nice' person... Yeah, 'nice' was not the way anyone would refer to him as.

In the end, Nightmare had left around 5 Mc.Donalds workers traumatized for life, seeing as everyone in that AU were aware of AU's and such, every human, and monster.

He didn't really care though.

------ Tem skip ------

The gang were happily consuming as many chicken nuggets, fries, and sprite as possible.

You may ask why Nightmare bought happy meals instead of the more 'adult' stuff like those 20 or so chicken nuggets share boxes or whatever?. To answer your question. One. Everyone in his gang were mentally 5 years old, and two. They were always upset if they didn't get a toy with their meal, which Nightmare found out the hard way.

They ended up eating every last one of the fries and chicken nuggets. Cross eating two nuggets at once.

Overall, it was a good day for the gang. Successfully traumatizing people, buying Mc.Donalds, and spending about a million gold.

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Ayo! I know this was pretty short and sheety ( Thanks Fresh, again- )

This had no script, so I just rolled with it as it went along. It turned out not the best, but eh, I don't blame me, I blame the wind waking me up at four am. ( It was pretty bad outside )

Bleh, thanks for reading! Also- Thanks for almost 100 reads! I never thought I would get this far- Like- Seriously, my writing is trash, I really only started to write as a joke, but hey, look at me now!

I couldn't be bothered to read through the story, I'm tired. If you see some wrong stuff, I'd appreciate you guys saying about it! It'll help in the future. 

I hope you guys had a nice Christmas if you celebrate it!

- Bean