Another random (bleep) post because yes

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Dust was sprinting through the mansion, running as fast as he possibly could, Killer and Horror close behind him. They rushed up many flights of stairs, ran down corridors, turned what seemed like thousands of corridors. They knew exactly where they were heading.

They made it to their destination. Nightmare's Office. They burst through the door making Nightmare jump, who was sitting at his desk writing something.

"What the-" "BOSS!" Horror cut CoUgH noot CoUgH NIGHTMARE off. Killer held up a piece of paper in front of Nightmares one shining eyelight "What is this supposed to be?" Nightmare asked. Nightmare put his glasses on, his eyesight getting better after a few seconds. "Did you-" "Yes. Yes I FLUMPing did." "You're going to get us killed." Nightmare took the piece of paper. Slammed it onto the table, and stormed out of his office, standing in the hallway.















"BEACHes we're going to Disney Land!"

There were a few 'HELL YEAH!'s from somewhere in the hallways. Though nobody could hear, Dust had said "Didn't we only go to hecking Mc.Donalds a day ago what-"


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Dang this was short, sorry. I only started this like- Two days ago, I only finished it today because of *insert sparkles here* motivation *insert sparkles here* uh, sorry about lack of updates in this book, I'm trying to work on my other, it's hard to balance it about, sorry!

I only realized just now that this is like that one moment in Helluva Boss 'Loo Loo Land' episode

"WE'RE GOING TO LOO LOO LAND" "Loo Loo Land?" "LOO LOO LAND!" "SHUT. THE. (BLEEEEEEEEEP). UP-"

I can just imagine Nightmare being Blitzo- And (I legit forget all their names except Blitzo's and Stolas's- Help) that dude with the bow tie and freckles be like, Horror or something- The gorl demon be I dunno, Killer- And uh, wolf lady would be Error- AAAAAAAAAAAaAaAaAaaAa-

(Stolas would so be SD!Dream tho-)


ANYWAY- Sorry about me ranting on about stuff, I'm just pretty tired right now, this is what happens when I'm tired- 

I'll try to remember to do a proper one shot next time!

- Bean

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