A Boring Day... | FGOD!Errormare

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Welp! This is my first(?) proper post! Enjoy this sad excuse of a story!

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POV : ???

Error opened a glitchy portal back to his so called 'home', the anti-void after getting "I like yah' cut, g"'d by the 'creator, guardian and saviour of the AU's', known as Ink.

"ThAt An0y|Ng L|TTl£ (rAy0lA £aT|nG $qU|d..." Error hissed, obviously not enjoying his little battles with Ink, why would he? On a 'bad day' he would normally come 'home' almost not being able to walk because of the small, angry, artistic skeleton.

He sat down on a blue bean bag chair that seemed like it could fall to pieces at any second, probably since Error had stolen it from Underfell, like most other things he had in the anti-void. He opened another one of his portals, though, this one acted like a television screen. He had opened it up to his second favourite AU, Undernovela, his favorite AU was of course, Outertale, it never ceased to amaze him.

As the 'show' started, Error tugged at one of the many strings hanging down from the non-existent ceiling of the anti-void, another string fell down, it had a chocolate bar attached to it, tied up in the string. He winced as he felt pain shoot up his spine, remembering that he had forgotten ( To attempt ) to heal any of his permanent wounds.

He grabbed the chocolate bar, trying to dismiss the pain in his spine. Error took out his red, 'Harry Potter' like glasses, as Cross would call them, and put them on, his eyesight getting fifty times better once he did so. He started to munch on his chocolate bar, watching 'Asgoro' and 'Sin' pull out their guns and start to shoot at each other. "NO0oOOoo- A$g0r0!" Error somewhat yelled as he watched the Asgore of that Alternate Universe get a light punch to the face.

Error immediately shut up as soon as he felt a portal open up into the anti-void, instinctively summoning a sharp looking glitched bone, the one he mostly used for the look-at-this-intimidatingly-sharp-,-very-pointy-and-can-kill-you-with-one-hit-bone job. He stood up, turning to face the intruder he very well thought was Ink. He was surprised when he looked over at the skeleton, who turned out to be his, well, 'boss', Nightmare, king and guardian of all things 'stupid and negative' as Error called him. ( On the inside, obviously )

"Sup." Nightmare said in a chill, laid back tone, walking an inch closer to Error. "H|... 0n£ qU£$t|0N... WhY tH£ H£(k aR£ Y0u h£r£?" Error asked him, also stepping closer. Error thought they looked like they were obeying one of those new human rules since this stupid abomination of a thing called the 'corona' or whatever it was called started up, and that they were doing this 'two meter rule' thingy. So, he stepped even closer, thinking it would make a world of a difference, ending with them a meter and a half apart from each other, making his haphephobia act up, and started making him glitch out slightly.

"Well.... I was bored, the gang was bored, and it seems that even you, 'Oh-terrible-and-powerful-destroyer-of-Alternate-Universes' is too." Nightmare answered, sounding very sarcastic. "Y£ah, y£ah.. SuR£, 'Ev|l G00pY 0(t0pU$$'. | wA$ Bu$y wAt(h|Ng Und£rn0v£la, $|lLy." Error replied sarcastically as well. Error walked back over to the bean bag, if you could still call it one, and plopped his body down on it, relaxing straight into it immediately. Nightmare walked over and sat down next to him on the harshly white non-existent floor of the anti-void, looking at the 'television', then looking at Error. Nightmare thought that he looked so peaceful, he wouldn't hurt even a fly, though he knew very well that Error could easily dust any intruder to his 'home' other than himself, Dream, the parasite Fresh, Reaper, and of course, Ink. If he was to dust Ink, he would've doomed the entire multiverse that he had been trying to keep the balance of for who knows how long, years? Hundreds of years? Millions even?

Error seemed to notice the stare coming from the goopy skeleton next to him, who seemed to be closer than he thought, though, he wasn't glitching like heck like he usually would when someone was this close, making him slightly flinch as he looked over.  Nightmare was snapped back into reality when he noticed Error looking back at him, a neutral expression on his face, which was surprising, really, he expected Error to be freaking out at how close they were, maybe even crashing, yet he wasn't. They both locked eyelights for a few seconds, before realizing what they were both doing, and both sharply looking back at the 'television'. Both Error, and Nightmare had their face covered in their odd colours of blush, internally screaming at themselves for holding the gaze for so long.

After a couple of hours, Error felt a gooey skull lay on his shoulder, he looked over to see Nightmare, fast asleep, his tentacles curled up around him self like somewhat of a makeshift blanket. Error felt his skull heating up as if it was a volcano ready to explode, trying to think of what to do in this unknown situation. He decided to try and be calm about this, and then lay his head atop the sleeping octopus beside him, falling asleep also. Before he did fall asleep, he closed the portal used to make the 'television', then get in a comfortable enough position, trying not to wake up Nightmare while doing so.

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Well, that's it! It took me a total of around two-ish hours to write! I hope you guys enjoyed this first story, I very much enjoyed writing it! If you guys see any mistakes, please do tell me, it would help a lot in the future, thanks!

Until next time, cya!

-Bean

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