EhehehehhHhH- I uh- Lost all motivation for my extra long oneshot, and decided to delete it all and start something completely different. So uh- Sorry for the people who were looking forward to reading the big chapter-
In summary it was Nootmare's gang going to Disney World in Orlando, Florida, and being idiots like usual. Including multiple octopus-themed jokes from Error, seeing as they all went on the Little Mermaid ride and uh- It had a huge spinning octopus animatronic on the ride-
This is just another attempt at fluff, the usual.
Also WhY Is ThErE HaRdLy AnY hOrRoRfArM bOoKs On WaTtPaD- This is part of my contribution to Horrorfarm on wattpad.
Enjoy I guess.
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"Hey Horror, can you bring that basket of potatoes and other root vegetables inside the house? I need to go finish up with planting, remember that we're going to be making a cottage pie later today!" Farmer shouted to the other, who was currently picking pea-pods off their stems. Horror complied and immediately waltzed off to go grab the hand-woven basket Horror himself had made around two or three years ago when he first started to visit more and more often. Now Horror visits at least once a day, unless he has been injured badly by the Star Sanses during one of their many fights. He tends to help out whenever and wherever he can with harvests, planting, etcetera.
Horror picked up the basket and walked off in the direction of his and Farmer's shared house.
He dumped it on the kitchen counter, and took the opportunity to sit down on the couch nearby for some much earned, and needed, rest. 'It wont hurt to rest my eyesockets for a little . . .' He thought before closing his 'eyes' and unintentionally falls asleep a few minutes later.
About and hour later Farmer walked in though the door, he had guessed Horror was asleep, but wanted to check anyway "Horror, I'm back from planting the last of the herbs . . ." He was met with silence "Horror . . .? Muffin?" Silence again. He walked to where he thought Horror must be, ah yes, the couch. There he was fast asleep.
Farmer gave the other skeleton a light kiss on the forehead. 'Heh, he can have another half-hours rest before it should be time for him to get back to the mansion for this so called big meeting that he needs to attend' He thought. His thoughts were to be wronged when he heard a small grumble come from Horror, who had obviously woken up from the small amount of affection.
"Good mornin' sleepy skull." Farm said with sarcasm "Yeah yeah. Now. Do that again." Horror replied "Do what?" "The thing that you did on my skull" "You want another kiss on the forehead?" "Mhmm" Farm gave the other another peck on the forehead. "Happy now muffin?" He asked "Don't call me that." "Then what am I supposed to call you?" "Horror" "Nah. That would be boring, I like muffin." "Fine I give up" Farm chuckled "Could you give me kisses on the forehead more often. I like those." Horror asked bluntly, it wasn't really meant to be a request, more like a order. "Pfft- Sure muffin. I like them too." Horror just smiled, it was small, but genuine.
"Now. Are you going to help me make this cottage pie or not? Hmm?" Farmer asked "Eh. Sure. As long as I can have another kiss on the forehead."
(I was gonna end this here, but I wanted to make it longer for you guys! So far I've spent an hour and a half on this- AaaaaAaAaAAAaaa. *Cutely listens to 'TURRON - a webcore/internetcore/enawave playlist'*)
A little while later Horror had to leave to go to the meeting at the Bad Guys' base, it was just a plain discussion on what their next major raid/battle might be, so nothing very cool or interesting to Horror. Yes, he liked doing raids and battling the Stars, but it can sometimes get repetitive, and most battles are the same as the last, aka . . . The Bad Sanses go cause havoc, the Stars turn up to stop them, Ink throws paint at them, they try to dodge, Dream shoots at them, they try to dodge, Blue hits them with his giant Gaster Blaster hammer, they try to dodge, repeat, repeat, repeat, and so on until one side gives up, one heads home to heal any injuries, and the other emerges victorious and can then do what they wish. He just found it boring sometimes. That's why he loves hanging out with Farmer so much, its not always repetitive, there is always something fun to do, he gets to spend time with the one thing he loves the most in the multiverse, and no, that isn't food. Farmer. Its Farmer. He does like food though.
Soon enough he was allowed to go back to Farmer's AU.
Horror was greeted by the smell of cooked food when he entered the house. He found Farmer just taking a glass tin out of the oven in the kitchen. "I see you're back, smelt the food? Huh? Well I'll be done servin' up dinner in a minute." Horror just nodded in a form of reply before walking over to the dinner table and sitting down.
He waited patiently until a plate of still steaming cottage pie was placed in front of him alongside a knife and fork. He immediately grabbed the fork and stuffed a piece of the mashed-potato and meat into his mouth. "Careful- Its still hot- Aaaaand I'm too late aren't I." Farm warned "Yep!" Horror replied between bites, a huge grin on his face, this was his favourite meal of all time after all. Farmer just snickered at Horror who was eating as much as he can as fast as he can "You might wanna' slow down there buddy, you'll get a non-existent-stomach ache." Horror only slowed down slightly, only ever so slightly.
After they both finished eating, Farmer stood up and grabbed both his and Horror's plate while simultaneously giving the other a small kiss on the forehead which made Horror smile again. He had been slightly upset that there was no more food left on his plate. "Muffin, you might wanna' head to bed early tonight, you seemed pretty worn out earlier after doing that ton of work, ahem, correction, that skele-ton of work." Farmer said while he cleaned the dishes up before putting them in the dishwasher. Horror chuckled at the well over-used pun, eh, it still was funny even if it had been said by many Sanses time and time again. "Hmm, I don't see why not, I am pretty tired, but you better go to bed too a bit early, I don't want to go to sleep until I've had cuddles." Horror demanded "Sure, sure. I think we deserve a bit of extra rest after all the work we've done on the farm today. Say when you're ready to go to sleep." Farmer yawned.
A few hours later they were both curled up next to each other in their bed "G'night, love yah'" Horror said sleepily "Love you too Horror" Farmer gave him a last peck on the forehead before they both drifted off to sleep.
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Well, I hope you liked it! Took me two hours and a bit in total, but anyway, I tried doing something fluffy. Eh. I'm super tired-
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