Fire Emblem Exploits

Book V

Happens in Fire Emblem: Heroes
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Before Feh channel:

"Be on your guard, Alfonse. Niðavellir is at hand."

Kiran stopped the video, eyes wide. "Dude, Niðavellir?! AAAAAAAHHHH! That means we're getting armored dwarves with giant axes! And I can have them forge me Mjolnir or Stormbeaker! But, wait...we're probably gonna get a little girl with a giant axe... Also, there was that mechanical thing at the end and I wanna know what it is!"

Grima rolled his eyes. "I'm going to say this right now: you're going to be disappointed."

"Eh, you're probably right. But, hey, at least it's not fairies anymore."

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After Feh Channel:

"I changed my mind. I want the fairies back. Okay, not really...but still!"

"I told you."

"Yeah, but I really wanted dwarves." Kiran crossed his arms. "Instead, they're 'small people' but that doesn't make up for the lack of dwarves. Oh well, at least we get a free character and some orbs."

"Enjoy Book V, everyone!" Grima grinned maliciously. "I hope you all get rekt."