Ask and dare Alan Humphries

Dared to a second death ! D':

,,I dare you to kiss Grell.
And what was Eric mad at Othello about ?"

Oh dear... Why...?! Q-Q
Dare-bear, you're mean T-T
But i appreciate, that you're so dedicated to thiw blog, Bluesnowwolfe :3

To be honest, i believe, that Othello probably stole Eric's lunch.
I guess, he needed some more stuff to test something on.
At least, that is my theory...^^'"

But it's time to get this dare going on ! :3

Me: *Looks at the time*
Oh... It's lunch time.

Right when i saw that, a nurse knocked at my door.

Me: Come in. *Smiles*

Nurse: *Comes in*
Hello, Mr. Humphries.
*Smiles back*

Me: Can i eat in the break room today ?

Nurse: You need rest, Mr. Humphries.

Me: Please ?

Nurse: I'm sorry, but you can't do that just yet.

Me: I'm not a child anymore, you know -.-

Nurse: But you're heavily injuried. And you need rest.

The nurse then gave me my lunch and left, without another word.

Me: *Rolls my eyes*
Rest my ass...
*Tries to get up*

When i finally managed to sit up, after about half an hour, i fell over and kissed to floor q.q
At least, I've managed to leave the bed...

Nurse: *Hears the thud and runs in* Mr. Humphries !
*Gives me a Oh-no-you-don't-look and helps me back into the bed*
Do not try that again.
You need rest.
*Leaves again*

Me: *Whispers after her*
I've had plenty of rest D:<
*Tries it again*

Before i could escape, the nurse unfortunately came back and saw me trying to escape again and strapped me to the bloody bed ! D:<
After some time of me swearing in my english slang, while being restrained, Eric came to look after me and let me free >:3
I was relived, because i really needed to pee >\\\<'"
And when i got back, i was finally able to do my dare, even if it already took me about five days to complete it already D'X

Me: Could we go for a small walk ?

Eric: Wha' ?
No way, Al !
Yer still need t' rest up !

Me: I'm not that fragile !
Besides I'm really fed up laying in this bed !

Eric: But wha' if yer get another seizure ?!

Me: Eric, i appreciate, that you're just looking out for me, but I'm fine.
Besides we can take the wheelchair.

Eric: *Sighns* Fine.
But yer gonna tell me, if yer not feelin' well, okay ?

Me: Sure.

And that's where our not so complicated escape had begun.

Me: We have to be careful though, because i don't think, they'll lt me out of here just like that.

Eric: I'll talk t' them.
*Helps me get into the wheelchair and exits the hospital room*

When we got to the lobby, the person at the reception was asleep, so we just passed them and went straight to the soul retrieval-deviosion XD

Me: *Secretly looks out for Grell*
Hey, what where you mad about at Othello, before our trip to America ?

Eric: Personal reasons.

Me: Tell me ?

Eric: No.

Me: Okay.
.....
Was it, because Othello stole your lunch and gave it to Ronald ?

Eric: 'Ow did you know ?!

Me: I'm a magical being >:3

Eric: Sure, yer are, Al... -.-

Me: Why don't you have revenge on Ronald then ?

Eric: Since when do yer ask me t' pick a fight with Knox ?
Are yer plannin' somethin' ?
Yer usually th' one, who tells us t' stop.

I felt really sorry for Ronald, after what i said next^^'"
I still feel somewhat guilty for doing something like that...

Me: Let's just say, you're taking revenge on him for the both of us >:D

Eric: Wha' did 'e do ?!

Me: He pranked me, so i thought, you could prank him back perhaps ? >:3

Eric: *Smirks evilly*
Sure thin'~

Me: Alright. Go have your fun, I'll wait here for you, Eric^^
*Smiles angelically*

Of course, i didn't wait for Eric, since i still needed to complete my dare, so i went to Grell's office^^'"

Me: *Knocks on Grell's door and hears her mumbling something to herself about some Bassy, then knocks louder*

Grell: *Finally openes the door*
Yes, darling~
*Doesn't see me right away and looks around*

Me: Down here -.-*

Grell: *Looks down*
Oh ! Sorry, I'm not used to look down at others, darling~
I'm usually used to being looked down at by handsome men~

Me: *Blushes dark-red*

Grell: Oh, you look marvelous in red, darling !~
Too bad, that you're not into woman, i would kiss you otherwise~

Me: Hey, I'm not gay ! >:(

Grell: Prove it, darling~
*Smirks*

Me: That's actually, why I'm here for and i have no choice, because it was a dare... ¬-¬'"

Grell: *Gasps happily and starts to slobber my face off*

Me: *Can't breathe*

Afterwards my whole face was red, due to major embarrassment and her lipstick, so I've had to go and wash off my face -.-*
Who would have thought, that lipstick was so hard to get off >n<
And when i was finally done washing myself, I've heard a huge detonation...
I hope, Eric didn't go overboard, so i should probably get going and look after him. And Ronald.

So thank you for the dare and I'm very sorry for the long delay.
But my co-workers has always been around and made it impossible for me to update sooner. Well, again D'X
So i hope, you still liked this chapter.

And again, my fellow colleagues would really like to answer questions and complete your lovely dares as well.
So please send them all sorts of things, too.

Well, this is all i have for now, but I'm looking forward to the next dare or question.

Alan Humphries signing off ! :)

Goodbye ! :)