Ask and dare Alan Humphries

I'm going to regret doing this )':

Hey there, readers ! :)
Once more I have been dared so i can write a new chapter depending on if I'll survive or not !^^'" *Sweatdrops*

The dare was given by Bluesnowwolfe, so thank you for the dare ! :)

And that's what it says ! :3

,,I dare you to act confident and go to William's office and kiss him to get his reaction.
By the way, I ship you with William."

*Flinches in absolute shock*
W-why ?! q-q

Well... I guess, i have no c-chance to get away from my fate now... T.T

Though I have no idea how to act confident so that's actually pretty sad xD
I've also been hinding in my office for the time being until i got this message DX

But i will try my best anyways so please bare with me and don't judge ! :)

Anyways ! Let's get this over with !^^'"

Me: *Googles ways to act confident*
Okay. This is not helping -.-
I guess, i just have to try it without google DX
*Gets up and leaves my office looking out for Grell*

Grell: *Comes up from behind me, smiling*
Hello, darling~

Me: *Let's out a *very manly* scream*

Grell: *Squeezes ears shut*
It's just me, darling !
Stop screeching !

Me: *Blushes* S-sorry...
You just catched m-me off-guard, i g-guess...
*Looks to the side, embarrassed*

Grell: Geez, darling...
It wasn't meant as an insult so stop guilt-tripping, Alan dear.
*Pats my head*

Me: I'm not a chiwawa, you know... -.-

Grell: I know, but you screamed like a girl just moments ago and it was really cute, darling~

Me: I-i'm not a girl !!!
And I'm also not cute !!! >\\\\\<

Grell: I know  XD
You just scream like one, darling~
Besides it really matches with your sweet, innocent personality~
You're liturally the only one here that is cute because of the lack of confidence you have, darling~

Me: Hmph !
I do have confidence !
Have a look !
*Stomps straight to William's office and bursts in*

Grell: *Follows me, a little dumbfounded*

William: *Looks up and glares at us*
Mr. Humphries, you better have a good explana-

Me: *Grabs William tie and french-kisses him in front of Grell*

Grell: HUH !!?

Me: *Breaks the kiss*
See ? I've told you I do have confidence.
*Let's go of William*

William: *Is in some sort of trance again and looks dumbstruck*

Grell: *Takes chainsaw out*
Perhaps a bit too much confidence, darling !
*Death-glares at me*

Me: *Bolds out of William's office with Grell chasing me*

Grell: GET BACK HERE !!!

Me: No ! *Flees into my office and locks the door*
Get a blog they said...
It's going to be fun they said... -.-

I hope, you enjoyed this chapter.
Since I don't have any other dares to fullfill or questions to answer I'll go sign off and wait for Grell to cool off before I'm leaving my office.

I hope to get more of any kind of your questions and also dares to do so please feel free to text me :)

Alan Humphries signing off ! :)

Goodbye ! :)