Ask and dare Alan Humphries

Oh sweet death... DX

Hey, I'm back ! :)
And as you can see at the title, I'm probably going to die of embarrassment after this dare is over^^'"

So without much further waste of time, here's the dare !
And it's from Wotdafloof this time ! :3
Welcome back !^^

,,Oh, goodness gracious ! 😂
I dare you to tell Eric, that you love him !
I love you, Alan Senpai, you maken me happy, even when you have to do crazy things u////u uwu"

Okay, that's it !
This person officially won the sweetness-award for being sweet ! X'3

But still... DO YOU WANT ME TO DIE FROM EMBARRASSMENT ??! D':

Oh well... I guess, i have no choice, but to put my life... Or my after-life, to an really embarrassing end TwT

Now let's go on an Eric-hunt, shall we ? :3

Me: *Goes to Eric's office and knocks on the door*

Eric: *Doesn't answer*

Me: *Knocks again*

Eric: *Still doesn't answer*

Me: *Tries to open the door, but it's locked* Oh...
*Decides to go look in the break room*

I hoped, to find Eric there, so i could get this dare over and done with, but all I've found, was a very tired Ronald sitting at a table drinking coffee to stay halfway awake, while wearing a upside-down put flowerpot on his head...
For some odd reason...

Ronald: *Gives me a weird look, that was a mix of glaring and almost crying*

Me: Okay...?
You just keep doing, whatever it is, you're doing...
So don't attack me, alright ?
*Walks out of the room, backwards*

Ronald: *Let's his head bump onto the table and falls asleep*

Me: Okay. That was weird.
*Looks for Eric in the whole dispatch-building*
Perhaps he's gone soul-reaping in the human-realm.... _._
*Quickly teleports into the human-realm*

Right when i arrived in the human world, a pigion abused me as it's toilet,so then i had a stain on my head and still needed to find Eric >.<*

Me to the pigion: Great...!
Thanks for nothing...!
*Wanders the streets of london in hope find Eric, while getting weird looks, because of the bird shit-stain in my hair*

I've been searching for Eric from east to west and from noth to south and just simply couldn't find him anywhere and i also got lost several times on that day, until i spot him running into a mass of people, after seeing me ! >.<***
So i ran after him, in order to catch up to Eric and ask him, what the hell he was doing, but, of course, I've lost track of him ! D:<

I was so fed up, that i decided to try out something new... -_-*

Me: *Uses hands as megaphone*
WILLIAM T. SPEARS LOVES ALAN HUMPHRIES !!!!!

Eric: *In the large crowd*
FUCK NO !!!!
NOT ON ME WATCH, BITCH !!!!
*Comes bolding out*

Me: *Crosses arms*

Eric: Dang it! 'ow come, tha' tha' always 'appens t' work on me ?!

Alan: Because you're an idiot.
But a cute one...
......
A-and i... love you...?
*Truns bright red and looks away in ultimate embarrassment*

Eric: *Smirks and blushes slightly*
Was tha' a question or a statement ???~

Me: *Becomes a shuddering mess and tries to explain myself to Eric*

Eric: A take tha' as a statement~
*Kisses me right onto my lips*

Me: *Makes a weird screech-noise and freezes in place*

Eric: *Smiles and pets my head, but gets his hand full of the pigion's shit*
Ew ! Yer need a wash, Al !
*Smirks and carries me to a nearby fountain throwing me into the ice-cold water*

Me: *Squeals in shock*
ERIC !

Eric: Wha' ???

Me: *Grabs his tie and pulls him in as well*

Eric: Ah, tha's cold !

Alan: Yeah, thank you for noticing so far !
*Gets up*

Eric: *Exits the fontain as well, grinning like the idiot, he is*

Long story short, we were punished by William for getting the lobby all wet with our drenched clothes, with the task of cleaning the whole lobby by ourselves plus overtime -.-*

Unfortunately i have to go take care of my kind of sick author now, before another name appears in my to-die list...
*Cough* Overdramatic! *Cough cough*

Author: *Appears behind me, looking extremely pale and horrid*
I've heard, your talking shit about me ?!

Me: *Turns around in shock*
What the fuck ?!

Author: *Grabs my collar and starts walking out on the chapter*

Me: *Waves goodbye to the readers*
I'm sorry, that chapter was quite short, but feel free to keep asking and daring me ! :)

Alan Humphries signing off ! :)

Goodbye ! :)