Ask and dare Alan Humphries

Ronald probably will get killed... D:

Good morning/afternoon/evening/night and welcome back on my blog for another dare !^^

The Dare-bear has been around again and gave me another dare :)

And here it is !^^'"

,,I dare you to kiss Ronald IN FRONT OF ERIC."

Yep ! That's going to cost either Ronald's, mine or perhaps even both after-lives...

But a dare is a dare, i-i guess...
*Blushes madly at the thought of the last time, where i kissed Ronald and exits my office, deep in thought, just to stomp my foot on a printer*
Ow ! Dang it !

Yes. That hurt. -.-
Afterwards i walked away and looked back at the printer for just a moment, while mumbling to myself and, of course, i went tripping over my own feet in front of the staircase.

That staircase went into the library and i had no idea, that Eric was there, actually reading.
I would've thought, he would be putting up something for a prank, if he ever was actually in the library for once...

When i came rambling downstairs, he looked at me, with a shock-expression and came running up to me right afterwards, while i landed on both, my arm and shoulder... D'X

The good friend he is, he helped me up and brought me to the hospital wing of the dispatch to let it get checked out.

When the doctor came back, he told me, that my shoulder was heavily bruised and my arm was broken multiple times.

Eric: Geez, Al !
Yer gotte be more careful !

Me: Sorry...

Eric: 'Ow did tha' even 'appen ?!

Me: I tripped.

Eric: Does tha' mean, somebody pushed yer ?!

Me: No. I just tripped.

Eric: Dun' lie t' me, Al !
Who did it ?!

*Rolls eyes*
I'm not lying.

Eric: Who did it ?!
Was it Ronald ?!

Me: I just tripped, Eric !
Nobody pushed me !

Eric: Al ! I swe-

Grell: *Bursts into the room*
Oh sweet death, Alan, darling !
*Runs in*

Me: I'm fine.
Just an broken arm and a bruised shoulder...

Ronald: *Comes in as well*
Hey there, buddy.
*Smiles*

Alan: Hey, Ronald.
*Looks at Grell*
Grell ?

Grell: Yes darling ?

Alan: Could you hold back Eric for a bit ?

Grell: Yes, i think...
But why, darling ???

Me: You'll see.

Eric: *Is confused*
Al ? What are yer plannin' ???

Grell: *Holds Eric back with an irritated look on her face*

Me: *Gulps and grabs Ronald's tie pulling him down*

Ronald: Senpai, wha- ?!
*Is irritated just as much*

Me & Ronald: *Blushing darker, than Grell's hair as we kiss*

Eric: *Is furious*
Alan, why !!?

Me: *Let's go of Ronald*
B-b-better run !

Ronald: What was that kiss for ?!

Me: It was a dare !
Now run !

Ronald: *Runs out of the hospital-wing*

Grell: *Releases Eric, which chases after Ronald*

Me: Oh dear...

After about 10 minutes, Grell and i heard a girlish scream and something that sounded like breaking bones and a head, that gets banged against the wall.

Now I'm debating whether if Eric is a yandere or not and if i should probably run myself...^^'"

But for now, I'll stay in my hospital room and wait for my injuries to heal... D'X

I hope, you enjoyed this chapter, even though it's one of the rather short chapters...
Anyways ! Keep asking and daring me with everything, you got ! :D

Alan Humphries signing off ! :)

Goodbye ! :)