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2th Question ! :D

Yay, I'm finally back with another question to answer !^^
I'm glad, Wotdafloof exists X'3

And that's what they
wrote me :3

,,How do you feel about the Undertaker and how would you feel, if he would offer you one of his (suspicious) biscuits ?
I love you, Alan-Senpai."

Aww, what a sweet thing of you to say =^^=
I love you too and please note that you're always welcome on this blog :3

And as for the question, I actually have a story to that for you ! :D

Just before the story starts I've never really felt anything about the Undertaker before this happened xD
I also only heard about him in the legends before I've actually met him for the first time.
But i was rather fond of learning from him.
I thought he was  a great shinigami and he would surely be a great teacher.
Oh, how I was wrong...^^'"

Me: *Is sitting on my desk and doing paperwork*

Eric: *Is leaning in his chair with his feets on his desk*

William: *Knocks on our door*

Eric: *Flinches and falls off his chair*

Me: Come in.

William: *Comes in*
Get off the floor, Slingby.
And as for you, Mr. Humphries, you need to go to the Undertaker and pick up some documents with important information.

Me: Yes, sir.
*Gets up from my desk and gets going*

I admit, I had quite a bit of trouble to find the Undertaker's palor.
But I eventually found it and entered.
I was irritated when the Undertaker wasn't to be seen anywhere.
I had a half thorn-attack when he stepped out of a coffin that leaned against the wall.

Undertaker: Ehehehee~
Well, hello there~

Me: *Jumps* Uhm... H-hello...
Are you the Undertaker ?

Undertaker: Hehee, indeed~
What brings you to me humble shop ?~
Do you need a coffin ?~

Me: N-no ! Well, n-not yet at least... *Looks down*
Anyways, Mr. Spears send me to pick up some important documents, sir.

Undertaker: Then you have to give me humble self a first rate laugh, deary~
Also... Aren't you the one who put on a beige dress to lure another shinigami back into the shinigami realm ???

Me: *Blushes beet-red*
W-why is that important ?!

Undertaker: *Snickers* It was quite hilarious and that beige dress looked good on you, deary~
Hehehee~

Me: Uuuhm... *Is highly uncomfortable*

Undertaker: *Gets up and vanishes into his ,,kitchen" and comes back with two messuering cups full of tea and an urn with something that looks like dog biscuits, then gives me one of the cups as he sits down*

Me: *Smiles awkwardly and tries the tea so I won't be rude*

Undertaker: *Sips his tea and waits for me to make him laugh*

Undertaker: *Gives me one of the dog biscuits*
They're really good~
They are me favorite even, hehehee~

Me: *Takes it again to stay polite*

I was glad when he left for some issue with his ,,guests", so i could hide the biscuit in the coffin I was sitting on.
I tried to look as normal as possible so Undertaker wouldn't notice anything.

Undertaker: *Comes back*
I hope you can forgive me humble self for leaving.
But you really seem to enjoy me biscuits, dearly~
Have another one~
*Gives me a few more*

Me: *Screams in agony inside*
Hehehe... T-thank you.

*The door gets kind of burst open*

Me: *Jumps in shock and yelps but in a manly way, while i spill the lukewarm tea all over myself*

Undertaker: *Burst out in laughter* Perhaps you should become a full woman...!

Me: W-what's that supposed to mean ?!

Undertaker: Calm down, eat another biscuit, deary, eehehehehehee ! X'D

Me: *Gulps and bites into the biscuit but spits it out quickly*
I-i'm sorry, sir...!

Undertaker: *Bursts out in laughter again and rolls around*

It appears that Undertaker's suspicious biscuits are actual dog biscuits...
It was really disgusting and I drank my measuring-cup of tea in one setting...

Undertaker: *Finally gives me the documents*

Me: *Apologizes and says my goodbyes, then leaves quickly*

When I came back I was done.
And I'm still hoping Undertaker soon forgets about my manly scream >\\\\\<

So since that day I feel rather uncomfortable whenever I'm near the Undertaker.
Especially because he always tries to get me to eat another one of his dog biscuits DX
But he is and stays a legend and a higher up.
So whenever I meet him I'm acting politly.

Anyways, that's it for this chapter.
I hope i could answer your questions and I'm going to try and get these pictures out of my head now by getting back to work D'X

-Alan Humphries signing off ! :)

Goodbye ! :)