Vampires Will Never Hurt You (Adventure Time Fanfict)

Guitars With a Dash of Embarrassment

Marceline's POV

"Hey, queenie. Why don't you fly?" Marshall Lee spoke from his laid back position in the air. "Are you scared?" 

He was so full of himself. And I hated the new nickname he gave me.

"Ugh. Don't call me queenie. And I'm not scared of flying." I rolled my eyes and floated to prove my point. A moment of awkward silence followed.

"Umm...I like that little trick you played with Prince Gummybutt." I said hoping to break the silence.

Marshall started to laugh. "Gummybutt! That is hilarious! So you do have a sense of humor."

"What's that supposed to mean? I mean, I played a trick on my friends earlier to wake them up. The ol' invisible ghost trick." I bragged.

"Ah. The ghost trick. A classic." He said and floated ahead of me. 

I caught up and we started chatting about different pranks we've committed and whose pranks were better. I even told him about the time when I used Finn as my 'henchman' to do deeds that seemed bad, but were actually good! I even included the part when, Jake tried to stake me cause he thought I posessed Finn. 

A few pranks later, we came up to a black door with a shiny, red doorknob. I liked this room already!

"Here we are! Casa de Marshall." He said and opened the door.

The room was painted in different shades of dark blue and had a small window covered by a black curtain. There was a nice queen sized bed with a black comforter and red pillows, a dresser with a few knicknacks placed on top, a small red couch, a door that led to the bathroom, and lastly...Wait. Is that what I thought it was?! 

"Oh my fucking glob." I said when I saw it and quickly ran towards it. 

It was beautiful! It looked like my axe bass at home, but instead it was an axe guitar! I outstretched my arm and reached down to pick up the shiny, red instrument.

"Ahh. Bup bup!" Marshall said and slapped my arm away. "No touchies on this baby."

"Come on dude. Just let me see. I won't break it. I promise." I said, dying to get my hands on the guitar. Well, not really since...I'm already dead.

"Nuh uh little queenie!" He sassed back and slung his guitar on his back. 

"You're such a prick." I rolled my eyes and threw myself onto the bed. I noticed how exhausted I was so I closed my eyes. My ear perked up when Marshall started strumming a few chords. It sounded pretty good, so I let him continue. Soon, the sounds lulled me to a dreamlike state.

"Man! It is hot in here!" I thought to myself and remembered that I was wearing a sweater. I won't get a good sleep in this heat. So with my eyes still closed, I sat up and lifted the bottom of the sweater over my head. A cool rush of air hit me and I decided to take off my tight jeans. With my eyes still closed, I stood off and stripped off my jeans. 

"So much better!" I thought and jumped back onto the bed. Hmm. Something felt strange. Did it just get quiet? Wait. Why wouldn't it be quiet? I'm fucking alone. No I'm not. Marshall was just playing his... MARSHALL!

Marshall's POV

I slowly floated over to the couch and sat down. Marceline was resting on the bed. I decided to play around a little bit on my guitar. 

After a few minutes later I heard the sheets on the bed rustle, and I looked up to see Marceline sitting up with her eyes closed. Without thinking, she pulled the sweater she was wearing off, fully exposing her black bra. 

"Uh. What. The. Hell. Is. Happening." I thought and stopped strumming. And before I could say anything, she stood up and took off her jeans. Why the hell is she stripping while I'm in here! Maybe she dream-strips? I don't know?! But I have to say, she has a very nice bod. What?! No! Bad Marshall! Bad Marshall! Stop staring! Ugh, stupid boy brain. 

Then she opened her eyes and sat up. I'm pretty sure she caught me staring. She immediately pulled the sheet over her body. 

"Oh my glob! I am so, so sorry! Marshall! I didn't mean to strip in front of you! I am just really tired, and not thinking!" She blabbered out.  

"Uhm. N-no! N-no!" I stuttered out, not knowing what to say or do. I think I started to blush a little and walked slowly out the door facing Marceline. "You're-you're fine! Wait! Sorry, did I say you're fine! I-I mean that you're fat! NO! No. You are ok. Yes! You're ok. I forg-I forgive you." I blurted as I bumped into the dresser, a shelf, and finally the door. 

"Umm. Yeeeah. So, I'm sorry for unintentionally stripping. And please DO NOT mention this to ANYONE." Marceline said awkwardly trying to process all the shit I just yelled at her. Great job Marshall!

"Mmmhmm! Yes! Ok, so enjoy you're stay at Casa de Marshall!" I quickly replied and shot out the door. 

"What the fuck did I just do to myself?" I thought as I floated down the long hallway. Marshall Lee is the Vampire King! He does not embarass himself. Especially in front of girls! Especially to one he just met! What the hell is wrong with me?

Marceline's POV

I had a little debate in my mind after Marshall stumbled out the door. Which was weirder? Me, sleep-stripping in front of a boy I just met? Or a boy I just met, stutter his words and stumble out the door after seeing me in nothing but my undergarments. Then, I just straight out laughed! Marshall's face and actions were the most hilarious things I've ever witnessed!

I decided to try and clear my head by sleeping again. This time with the covers over me so nobody could sneek a peek at my bod. But as I fell into the clutches of sleep, I couldn't get the memory of Marshall's adorable little face out of my mind. Hold on. Adorable?

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Well that was an interesting ending! And yes, Marshall DID in fact EMBARASS himself in front of a girl! May I point out that the girl's name is Marceline! And to add to this mess, she caught herself calling Marshall adorable! Aww! 

I decided to mention a song for every chapter from now on. It's just some personal favorites.

To The End~My Chemical Romance