Vampires Will Never Hurt You (Adventure Time Fanfict)

First Impressions

First of all, I want to say that I AM SOO SORRY! I haven't updated in a while. School was such a pain in the a$$ with end of the quarter projects and shit. But I'm back! So let's get started.

     Bubblegum frantically jumped on her chair and tried to grab the flailing princes' arm. But some invisible force kept pulling him away. Then Finn jumped on the table and told Jake to stand on his head. Jake stretched himself towards Gumball who was pulled away at every move Jake made. Soon, he unknowingly tied Finn up causing him to fall off the table.

"Ghost! There's a freakin' ghost! Aaaaah!" Lsp exclaimed and flew around the room. 

     For some reason this whole scene was just hilarious to me. With Bubblegum jumping on a chair, Finn and Jake trying to untangle themselves, Lsp just freaking out, yelling 'ghost', Flame Princess shooting her flames, and Gumball somehow floating upside down in midair and screaming like a little girl. I started to laugh uncontrollably. This was too much.

     The doors suddenly opened and a blonde girl in blue barged in with a cat by her side. 

"What's going on here!" She yelled and drew out a glowing pink sword. 

"Gumball! Come on Cake!" She ran towards the squealing pink prince with the cat who I guess was Cake,  and tried their chances at getting him down.

     I heard her say something that sounded like a mall creek? Or maybe marble leak? She looked lot like Finn who was still trying to untangle himself from Jake. Same colored clothes, same blonde hair, and almost the same white hat. Her's had bunny ears while Finn's had bear ears. Come to think of it, I looked at Bubblegum and Gumball. Same pink hair, pink skin, and clothes. Don't forget same proper attitude and language. Even the cat called Cake looked like Jake and had his stretchy powers. Even their names rhymed! 

   Then Cake stretched her hand behind Gumball while the girl waved her sword in front of him. I think she was distracting something. Cake looked like she grabbed an invisible person or, thing from behind Gumball who was then caught by the girl. The invisible thing started to laugh in Cake's tight grasp. Slowly the "thing" became visible. It was a boy! He was wearing a red and black plaid flannel, with cuffed jeans, and red converse. His hair was black, long, and shaggy. And as he laughed, I think I saw the sharp canine teeth of a vampire!

"God you should have seen your faces!" He finally said. "You were all like 'aaah!' and little Gummybuns here was yelling like a little pansy girl."

"Ugh. Go burn in the sun Marshall. And don't call me Gummybuns again." Gumball retorted, fixing his hair and crown.

"Pfft. Gummybuns." The boy said and floated on his back with his hands behind his head. 

     Gumball, Bubblegum, and I started to help Finn and Jake untangle themselves while Flame Princess tried to calm the floating bunch of lumps down.

"Right." Gumball clapped his hands. "Fionna, Cake, and... Marshall. Meet our visitors, Princess Bubblegum, Finn, Jake, Lumpy Space Princess,  Flame Princess and Marceline the Vampire Queen. They are from the Land of Ooo. Visitors, this Fionna the human, Cake the cat, and Marshall Lee the Vampire King. He's the one I was talking about earlier, before I was physically abused." Gumball gestured to the relaxed boy.

     Immediately Lsp flew up to Marshall in an overly sexy way. Or at least, what she thought was sexy. 

"Hey there big boy. I see you eyeing these lumps. I like a little bad boy to play with." Lsp then purred and made a cat claw motion. 

"Yeah...No. I'm not interested." Marshall gently pushed her away.

"Whatever. It's like totally your loss babe." Lsp huffed and floated back to us. Another classic taste of Lsp for everyone.

"So their from a place called Ooo? Sounds totally math!" Fionna said. "So how'd you get here?"

"Well, I'll make it short. I had an experiment that fell on my mirror, which made a portal, which sucked us into this place, and now we're here." PB replied.

"Hey Marcy! That boy over there looks like you!" Finn pointed out to me.

"And that girl over there looks like you, and the cat looks like Jake, and Gumball looks like PB." I said.

"We have names ya know? Vampire 'queen'." Marshall said to me, making a quote gesture at the word 'queen'.

"Yeah. We know, vampire 'king'." I retorted, making a quote gesture at the word 'king'.

"He's got your attitude too!" Finn whispered.

"That was some first impression." Flame Princess said to them.

"Oh Marshall does that all the time." Cake said.

"Yeah we've grown kinda used to it." Fionna added.

"Pranks, tricks, and whatnots." Cake said.

"Maybe it's because he's undead so he has a cold heart. Or maybe-" 

"All right already!" Marshall cut Fionna off and returned to his laid back position.

There was a little awkward silence and the atmosphere became thick. 

"You know! I just have the most wonderful idea!" Gumball said to break the awkwardness. "I should plan a ball for our visitors! It'll be a little get-to-know-you party."

"That sounds pretty great!" PB replied.

"Princess Bubblegum, you would know much about balls and grand parties. So, would you like to help me plan?" Gumball asked. PB's cheeks turned red and she nodded her head. I gave her a smirk and she  turned slightly away so I couldn't see.

"Now you all must be tired from your travels. Let us show you to your rooms. Fionna, Cake, you wouldn't mind Finn and Jake taking your room here would you?" Gumball asked.

"No it's alright sweetie." Cake smiled.

"Nah they can take it. Come on!" Fionna said and ran off with Cake, Finn, and Jake.

"And Marshall, since your room is dark and blocks out the sun, please show Marceline your room." Gumball ordered.

"Fine mom. Let's go queenie." Marshall said and floated towards the door.

"Don't call me that." I huffed and followed him, leaving Lsp, FP, and PB with the prince.