Vampires Will Never Hurt You (Adventure Time Fanfict)

Wake Up!

"BEEP"

"BEEP"

"BEEP"

"Ugggh!" I groaned and rolled around to try and stop the beeping. My head was pounding and my body ached. I know I wasn't hungover cause I don't remember any drinking. The last thing I remember was being sucked into the portal and then I think being slowly burned by the sun?

"The he-" I said and rolled completely off of the bed. Luckily I stopped myself by floating an inch off the ground. I opened my eyes and uprighted my body. There were beds and monitors arranged in neat rows against the wall in front of and behind me. The whole room was painted in shades of pink, and the smell of candy filled my nose. I guess I was in the Candy Kingdom. I turned to my right and found that the beeping came from monitors where PB, Finn, Jake, LSP, and Flame Princess were attached to. I looked at the monitors and saw heartbeats which meant they were okay.

"Hah, they were smart enough to not attatch me to those machines." I thought. "I don't have a heartbeat!"

I sat back down on my bed and started to recollect what had happened. After five minutes of deep thought, all I could remember was going to help PB with something and falling into something. I decided to wake the others to find out what had happened. But, I just had to do this the Marceline way.

So I became invisible and started to cackle like an evil witch. The big room made an echo which added to the effect. The "victims" started to stir and wake. Once all of them were up. I cackled again and flew at high speeds to create wind and knocked down a vase full of pink roses. Jake trembled in fear and hid under the covers with Finn. LSP jumped into PB's bed and squeezed her.

"OH MY GLOB! THERE'S A FUCKIN' GHOST!" LSP freaked and either hugged or strangled PB. She couldn't grab Flame Princess or she would burn to ashes.

She was so easy to scare, so I swooped down, grabbed her by the arm, and flew towards the ceiling and set her on the chandelier.

"NO! I don't wanna die! I'm too beautiful!" Even when she thinks she's about to die, she still boasts about herself.

I started swinging the chandelier just to tease her, and swooped down in front of Finn and Jake's face.

"Wake up!" I said. They screamed like little girls, and made a run towards PB's bed.

Suddenly, the candy doors opened and a young man with pink skin, who was dressed in pink slacks and a pink puffy-shouldered, long-sleeved shirt came in. On the top of his glossy pink hair, sat a golden crown.

"Ah good! You're all aw-" He paused when he saw LSP hanging from the chandelier. His peppy expression turned into shock and anger.

"WHAT. IS. THIS!" He screeched.

Whoop! Busted! I couldn't help but laugh and turn visible again.

"Marceline! That was most distasteful!" PB reprimanded me in her posh way. That made me crack up even more.

"Ugh! Get me down you undead bitch!" LSP demanded.

I controled my laughter and flew up to her and brought her back down. Of course I pretended to push her off the chandelier first. I earned a weak slap in the face.

"Now, that everything is settled," The pink guy started. "My name is Prince Gumball. Welcome to the Candy Kingdom."

I smirked when I saw PB staring at Prince Gumball as she listened to him speak. They caught each others eyes for a split second and they both blushed.

"If you may follow me to the dining room. We may continue talking over breakfast." He concluded.

We looked at each other, feeling a bit puzzled, and followed the so-called prince.