[Cursing will be present]
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Lapis: I win!
Scarlet: fuck you!
Green: language!
Lapis: let her swear. She's never going to beat this pro.
Scarlet: Cedar! Get your boyfriend under control!
Cedar: but-
Scarlet: he won't listen to me!
Sage: and I'm just a whisper in the back of his head.
Scarlet: your turn!
Cedar: fine! But he's not entirely my boyfriend.
Sage: yeah yeah yeah. Just get him under control.
What's going on?
Sage: Lapis isn't cooperating!
Scarlet: when is he not!?
Cedar: Lapis, you're going to eat this apple or I'm shoveling it down.
Lapis: hm............. no.
Scarlet: shoot me.
Why don't you see a doctor or someone?
Sage: because he faints walking into the office.
Scarlet: and he can't stay in the same room with one without showing weakness.
Cedar: ten seconds and I'm getting this apple down.
Lapis: no.
Why don't you let an expert like.... me do it?
Scarlet: you want to try and get him to cooperate?
Yes.
Cedar: alright.... you're against me, though. I'm the best person to get him. Good luck.
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(A week later... new year's eve)
Red: we have an hour guys!
Ruby: has anyone cursed yet?
Pink: I haven't! I'm going to make it!
Dijon: I have been good so far!
Green: keep it up you two and you get the waves' famous meal. That goes for all of you that curse regularly.
Wow...
Dijon: I have been struggling to not curse since me and Senior Green met eyes. It hurts, but it must be done.
Crepe: watch him drop the f-bomb at midnight.
Midnight: *bursting out laughing*
Purple: breathe kid. We need you.
Parchment: you may want to keep an eye on him. This time of year makes his body uncooperative.
Purple: thanks for the note...
Green: I won't stop him from cursing after midnight. He earns it.
Dijon: I'll be out of the pain of restricting and restraining myself from cursing.
Pink: I will be free for the next 24 hours after midnight!
Silver: I'm so ready for that.
Scarlet: Senior Moon, have you gotten Lapis to eat?
Not yet. But the card I have will
Lapis: ooh... so scary...
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(15 minutes till midnight)
Lapis: you guys are pathetic
Scarlet: 15 minutes and then maybe your new year's resolution will be great for us.
Lapis: mm... nope.
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(1 minute remaining)
Lapis: my new year's resolution is more for myself than you guys.
Scarlet: darn it...
Red: 30!
Lapis: admit defeat already...
Sage: no...
Yellow: 15!
Scarlet: I'll die before I take defeat!
Sage: agreed!
Cedar: I have the food ready-
Wait. 10 more seconds.
Lapis: pfft...
Red: 10... 9.. 8..
Yellow: 7...
Everyone else: 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Sun: and if I'm right... it's someone's birthday.
Lapis: huh?
Someone remembers that talk...
Sun: yes I do. Happy birthday Moon!
Heh... and I already know what my first gift should be.
Cedar: what?
Lapis has to eat the second piece of cake or I'm not touching the first.
Lapis: are you kidding me?
Hm..... does it look like I'm kidding?
Lapis: trickster!
Are we at an agreement?
Lapis: ... damn it.
And the birthday girl wins
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[Hope you enjoyed. Put in the comments what we should do for either her next birthday or the next Dexholder. Bye!]
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