Crepe, Silver and Sage.

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[Please check the picture above and at the bottom. They were all made for these guys. Crepe's birthday is actually on the 21st, but screw it.]

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You guys are morons...

Scarlet: do you realize how much pain we went through to get this?

No...

Lapis: Me and Senior Love had to bribe Crepe's sister to get this.

Cedar: I had to search through a lot of files trying as well.

Ok... weirdos...

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Crepe: hm...?

Silver: Look who's awake...

Crepe: Senior Silver? Where...?

Sage: Ringtown base. I have no idea why.

Crepe: Sage...?

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Lapis: so... should I call them?

Purple: Um... it ain't going to be me, so yes.

Lapis: ...

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"Lapis: Voicemail, Voicemail, Sage? Crepe? Are either of you there?"

Sage: no, it's my ghost.

Crepe: My bloody ghost...

Silver: fuck you two.

"Lapis: guys.... we need some assist here in Oblivia. Could you guys help?"

Silver: Sounds like a trap...

Crepe: On out way...

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Lapis: They're coming!

Scarlet: Places!

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Silver: If we die, this is your fault, Crepe.

Sage: Why can't you blame me? We woke up at my base.

Silver: He agreed we were going.

Crepe: can you both shut up? Thank you.

Silver: I swear, if this is a trap-

Sage: say that one more time and I swear-

Crepe, faintly: Guys can you please-

SURPRISE!

Silver and Sage: Huh!?

Dijon: *catching Crepe before he collapsed in shock* Happy Birthday, you guys!

Crepe: But it's not-

Admiral: It's your late birthday. Sorry we missed it.

Silver and Sage: ...

Lapis: Come on, you two. Cake is waiting.

Dijon: I'll have Crepe over their once he snaps out of his daze. 

Scarlet: Ok! So Silver and Sage first, leave a piece for Crepe and then Lapis is next, rig-

Lapis: Over my dead body, Scarlet!

Scarlet: Will you just eat something!?

Lapis: You can't make me! I eat when I feel like it. And that time isn't now.

Scarlet: Are you kidding me!

Lapis: Uh............ nope!

Sage: Fun...

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[Here are the other pictures for these guys]

[Here are the other pictures for these guys]

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[You can also find them in the art book]

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[You can also find them in the art book]

[Hope you enjoyed. Put in the comments what we should do for either their next birthday or the next Dexholder. Bye!]
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