Birthday and Holiday Shocks

Etta: The nightmare.

The squad's just jealous.

Lapis: You say that, but you bring pain upon this nation.

Blake: Leave us to our peace, will you?

Not my problem. Go blame whoever had the bright idea to put me in this world. Because I'm not leaving and y'all get to suffer.

Yellow: I'm going to find whoever it was and smack them into the depths of hell. Are you kidding me.

Purple: I don't care about sleep! Let me eat my nuggets in peace!

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Let me explain. So the squad is always working and disregarding my commands of breaks. But the minute I say they have to work double, they have a heart attack. Like, guys, you won't take a week off if I let you, but you all of a sudden want the day off when I say you aren't allowed to have one. Someone tell me how that makes since. Like, I offered a whole month off. So no one can tell me I don't give these guys a break. They just don't take it. But my question is why are they freaking out now when I say they aren't allowed to have the day off? Like, why?

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Blake: Etta!

No...

Blake: We got another.

I want a war sought out! I told people! TODAY IS CANCELED!

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April fools. You all have to suffer today.