Birthday and Holiday Shocks

Father's Day and 4th of July

Ok. Two holidays. Let's start with the one I missed.

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Silver: but....

Blake: but what?

Silver: my father is a criminal!

Blake: no kidding!

Yellow: babies. At least I did something for mine.

Emerald: what did you do?

Yellow: I sent him a card with several quotes that I got from others.

Blake: wow...

X: I sent mine a box of snickers.

Silver: why?

X: cause my dad doesn't get chocolate unless it's sent. I've been doing it since I found out.

Yellow: that's heartbreaking...

X: yeah...

Blake: imma send my dad a card.

Silver: excuse me while I wrap mine.

Yellow: what's going to be in there?

Silver: nacho cheese

X: *collapses in laughter *

Emerald: wait guys?

Everyone else: what?

Emerald: what's a dad?

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This was the conversation that happened after that scene. It's a meme.

Yellow: guys, I can explain.

Silver: your dad actually pays attention to you! Mine didn't even look!

Blake: pardon? Your dad looked! Got a large group of people to look! Mine abused me!

X: he loved you deeply, Blake. He just didn't want your grandmother to win. At least yours wasn't taken away!

Emerald: wait, you guys have dads?

Wtft?

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This is 4th of July.

Silver: *hisses* fuck you and your fireworks.

Yellow: told you.

Blake: almost there.

Emerald: where?

X: ...

Silver: can we just not do this?

Yellow: you'll live.

Emerald: it's not that hard.

Blake: come sit down...

Silver: no

X: want to be in my burrito roll fort club in the rafters?

Silver: ...

They spent the rest of the night like that.

Thanks for reading! Bye!