Dare The Pals! {ON HOLD}

Christmas Special 2020

So before we get this started, let me credit @nqntendo for making this chapter. I probably wouldn't have done anything myself, so you have her to thank for this. Added a few funnies here and there but majority of this was written by her (thanksagainannie-)

(P.S. Annie has a dIrtY mOuTh so I'll water down the expletives)

Ok, I'll stop stalling, here it is

Jedi's DTP Christmas special made by Annie (cuz hes a lazy ass)   [A/N: That's not true reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee)]

(It's Christmas Eve. The whole gang are chilling by the fireplace with hot mugs of hot cocoa with a whole load of marshmallows and cream. A movie currently plays in the background.)

(Epic gamer intro)

Jedi: Well, please describe that year

Annie: a pathetic piece of aquatic sh#t

Star: you said that sh#t with a load of power

Alex: THE PASSION-

Sketch: Calm down pal

Denis: Everyone's gone insane when we all got shoved into lockdown.

Pizza: Everyone shut up about 2020, let's talk about how its nearly been a year since Jedi uploaded a frickin chapter

(Everyone looks at Jedi, who smiles anxiously)

Erica: Son of a-

(Finn slaps the bottom of his mug and hot cocoa flies into Jedi's face. Jedi screams whilst everyone laughs) [A/N: undeserved #cancelannie)

Sienna: lmao deserved [A/N: nO iT wAsNt]

Jedi: To be honest, I did... [A/N: nO yOu DiDnT-]

Sub: Ah crap, time for a lecture from the wise man himself

Jedi: I'm sorry for all this. My mental health has been depleting and my entire life has been descending down into-

Pizza: yeah we don't care about your hell travel. [A/N: :( ]

Annie: bro it ain't even him that's writing this bull

Everyone: tf-

Annie: I'm having to do his job for him (I'm not even joking, as I write this sentence I am on Google docs working my butt off)

Alexis: How sad

Elise: Did 2019 jedi die? [A/N: yes]

Jedi: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Finn: heell yeah

Fluffy: How sad

Annie: Bruh

Jedi: huh

Corl: Who the heck is that?

(Everyone stops drinking their cocoa as a sudden figure appears at the door, all blackened out. Then, they emerge.)

???: hello there

Jedi/Annie: General Kenobi?

???: Hello- wait who the fu-

Erica: ITS-

???: Yes it is I, Lin! The man to cry in a corner

Pizza: Who now?

Annie: That's Lin. He's a year younger haha young

Lin: Haha old, now get me a hot cocoa

Annie: Are you challenging me?