DARE 10?!- Assorted Dares

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Jedi: Why did it take me so long to reach the tenth chapter?
Sketch: I don't know man, you write the story
Jedi: What are you trying to say?
Sketch: I don't know. Maybe you're lazy.
Jedi: You wanna go Best?
Sketch: Bring it.
Dorl, Sub, Pizza and Wrk: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Jedi: *floats Sketch*
Sketch: H-hey that's cheating!
Jedi: *pulls out lightsaber* It's not cheating if you're a jedi *raises lightsaber*
???: NOOOOO!! DON'T HURT HIM!
Jedi: *facepalms*Why must you people always ruin my fun at THE MOST inopportune times *sighs* Pals, friends, meet Elise! Sk0ple
Star: ELISE!!!! *hugs Elise*
Elise: STAR!!!! *hugs Star*
Alex: I assume you guys know each other?
Elise: You could say that
Denis: Oh cool!
Corl: Describe yourself
Elise: I have dirty blonde hair and blue eyes-
Star: And she likes Sketch-
Elise: ING! SKETCHING *nervous laughter* Just love me some drawing heh heh...
Star: Mhm
Jedi: OK guys. Elise is a good friend of mine so I want you to be respectful to her. Especially you Elijah
Sketch: Confused
Jedi: I'll tell you when you're older
Husk: I'm always respectful
Pizza: I'm not
Jedi: Anyway, the tenth dare is from...ANNIE!
Annie: Yeet!
Star: YEET
Annie: I dare Denis to kiss someone OTHER THAN CORL
Dorl: 0_0
Annie: I dare Corl to jump in mud, Alex to dye his hair rainbow, Sub to shout in public "I'm a deaf hooded old man" and Sketch to see how many hot pockets he can eat in a minute 😈
Alex: Wow
Denis: I think Alex has it the easiest.
Sketch: Nah I do. Hot pockets are my jam.
Jedi: Anyway Denis, you go first
Denis: Are you fine with this Cork?
Corl: Yeah yeah whatever
Jedi: It's not like he has a choice
Corl: ~_~
Denis: Alright um *kisses Izzy*
Izzy: WHAT- DENIS- JUST- KISSED ME-  WORDS- NOT - WORKING *faints*
Star: Is she dead?
Pizza: I don't know. I'll make sure 😈 *pulls out knife*
Jedi: WAIT! She just fainted
Pizza: Fine... *puts away knife*
Jedi: Alex, just go somewhere and dye your hair while Corl does his dare
Alex: OK *disappears*
Jedi: Guys let's go outside
                      Outside
Jedi: Alright, Pizza you're magical. Make a mud pit for Corl to jump in please
*mud pit appears*
Pizza: :3
Jedi: OK jump in Corl
Corl: B-but
Sketch: Come on. It's a dare
Denis: Just do it Braden
Corl: I-
Pizza: Nope! *pushes Corl in* and that takes care of that
Corl: AHHHHHHHHH *faceplants the mud*
Sketch: Hahahahahh
Elise: XD
Wrk: Looool
Denis: *tries to hold back his laughter* What did you do that for?
Pizza: He wouldn't have jumped in :3
Denis:HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Corl: *splutters* I have the best boyfriend ~_~
*everyone else laughs*
Corl: ALRIGHT GET ME OUT OF HERE
Jedi: *lifts Corl out of  the mud*
Corl: I'm going to need to take 10 showers... *storms off*
Denis: Poor baby
Sketch: Oh walk it off!
Corl: *shouts from house* YOU'LL PAY ELIJAH!
Sub: XD
Jedi: Don't laugh too soon Sub. Now it's your turn
Sub: What do I have to have to do again?
Annie: You have to go out in public and shout that you're a deaf hooded old man.
Sub: I don't think it'll be that bad
Jedi: We'll see
                  At the park
Jedi: *puts Sub's hoodie on* Good luck man
Sub: Thanks
Alex: Hey guys
Star: ALEX!!
Elise: Mhm
Star: *blushes*
Wrk: So Alex, how you liking the new 'do?
Alex: It's fine. I don't mind
Sub: I'M A DEAF HOODED OLD MAN!!
*everybody in the park looks at him*
*some guy walks up*
Person: Can you hear me Sir?
Sub: Oh I'm not really- I mean what was that sonny?
Sketch: *faceplams*
Person: Let me help you out *puts Sub to sit down*
Sub: Oh what a good boy
Person: No worries Sir *reaches into Sub's pocket and takes his wallet*
Sub: What's that?
Person: HAHAHAHA *pushes Sub to the ground
Sub: ;(
Alex: GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE-
Jedi: Alex, do you remember that the last time you tried to fight someone who hurt Sub's feelings YOU ALMOST GOT KILLED?!
Alex: :c Sorry
Jedi: Let's go back home so Sketch can do his dare
Sketch: WOOO HOT POCKETS!
Sub: But my wallet... :c
Alex: It's OK Sub
Sublex: *lean in to kiss*
Wrk: HEY ALEX LOOK OVER THERE!
Alex: *stops leaning in* WHAT? WHERE?
Wrk: Ah, you just missed it
Alex: ~_~
Wrk: *high fives Pizza, fist bumps Jedi* Skub forever!
Skub: *blushes*
                      *home*
Jedi: OK Sketch, you have to eat as many hot pockets as you can in a minute
Sketch: Pshh this isn't a dare. It's pleasure
Denis: Uh-huh
Jedi: OK your time starts now!
Sketch: *starts eating hot pockets like a pig*
Star: Ew
Sub: That's nasty, son
Husk: I'm uncomfortable
Elise: DON'T JUDGE HIM
        *500 hot pockets later*
Jedi: Aand TIME!
Sketch: *groans*
Corl: Hah I told you you'd pay for it
Sketch: Oh I'm paying for it alright *covers mouth*
Pizza: HE'S GONNA BLOW!
Star: HIT THE DECK!
*everybody except Corl hides*
Corl: What's happening?!
Denis: BRADEN NOOOO
Jedi: IT'S TOO LATE FOR HIM
Sketch: FORGIVE ME SANDRA! *throws up on Corl*
Corl: EWWWWWWWW I'LL HAVE TO TAKE ANOTHER SHOWER
Sketch: Ugh I'm never eating another hot pocket again
Pizza: *puts hot pocket on table*
Sketch: *throws up on Corl again*
Corl: *throws up on himself* WHYYYY
Jedi: I'm gonna wrap it up here guys. See you in the one and carry your lightsaber
Izzy: Bye!
Corl: *groans*

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