Dare 19- It's Time

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Pizza: WHOOP WHOOP
Jedi: Guys.. it's time
Sketch: No please
Jedi: Pizza.. has a dare
Everyone else: NOOOOOOOOO
Pizza: YAS YOU WILL ALL BE MY MINIONS TODAY
Star: To be honest, we probably won't survive
Elise: Amen
Pizza: I want you all to jump in the fiery spike pit of death
Everyone else: 0~0
Sketch: But-
Pizza: NO BUTS *pit appears under everyone else*
Sub: You had to open your big mouth
Sketch: I SAID ONE WORD
Annie: Wait, we're alive?!
Alex: How though? I mean we're literally on spikes. I don't know how we haven't been impaled
Pizza: THAT'S WHAT I WANNA KNOW
Jedi: HA TAKE THAT
Sienna: I'm not even gonna question it
Erica: But-
Finn: Shut up
Erica: YOU SHUT UP
Finn: NO YOU SH-
Corl: SHUT UP
Pizza: Out of all of you, I want you dead the most
Corl: :/
Denis: Guys! Fighting won't get us anywhere
Sketch: He's right.. UNLESS IT'S TO THE DEATH
Pizza: YES
Jedi: NO
Sketch: *swallows Denis whole*
Everyone else: 0_0
Alexis: How the heck-
Pizza: NO QUESTIONS
Alexis: But-
Pizza: I SAID NO QUESTIONS

(This is the point in the chapter where the author didn't know where he was going with all this so this happened)

*Sans appears*

Star: SANS
Pizza: IMPOSSIBLE
Sans: heya
Sienna: ...
Sub: I don't even know what's happening anymore..
Star: SANS ONLY YOU CAN STOP HER. YOU HAVE TO-
Sans: nah dont feel like it
Star: BUT-
Pizza: NO BUTS

(And they all died. Pizza got dunked on and Sans had some ketchup. The End)

Sketch: Bro that story sucked
Denis: How did Sketch even eat me
Sub: WHY DIDN'T I GET ANY MOLASSES
Corl: ..
Alex: I concur
Jedi: You know what, I'm ending it here.  Bye👋

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