Dare 7- Giraffes??

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Jedi: Greetings my obedient flock
Alex: *raises eyebrow*
Jedi: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Anyways, we have two new people joining us in the story
Sketch: Wonderful
Jedi: ~_~ MEET HUSK SomeoneWhoDraws and WRK SeriouslyIdowrk!!!
Husk: Hey guys!
Wrk: Helloooo
Jedi: Husk, why don't you go first!
Husk: Sure! Well I have pastel red hair in a long ponytail and I have red eyes
Corl: Ooo red eyes
Denis: Wow
Husk: I also speak Russian! (A/N was it OK for me to include that? I thought it was pretty cool)
Sub: Whoa can you speak some Russian for us?
Husk: Sure! Priyateil samyye luchshiye! That means The Pals are the best! (A/N 1. Is that right? 2. If so, THANK YOU GOOGLE TRANSLATE)
Denis: Aw thanks!
Alex: How nice
Wrk: My turn! I'm sassy and I love Skub!
Pizza: GASP!
Sketch, Sub and Alex: 0_0 *they all blush*
Star: OoF
Jedi: *nervous laughter* Heh heh are we going to ignore the fact that Pizza said gasp? Anyone? Heh...
Everyone else: *remains quiet*
Jedi: *whispers* Not the best time to talk about Skub right now
Wrk: But Skub?
Jedi: I know but just take it easy with the Skub shipping right now. Anyways uh today's dare is from-
Sketch: WHY YES THE DARE. HOW COULD WE ALL FORGET ABOUT THE DARE. HA HA HA
Sub: YES THE DARE LET'S GET ON WITH IT AND FORGET WHAT JUST HAPPENED
Izzy: 0_0
Jedi: Yeah... today's dare is from Annie....
Annie: I dare the pals to run around the streets shouting very loudly "I'M A GIRAFFE AND I'M ADOPTED"
Alex: Oh my
*time skip*
Jedi: Alright you guys ready?
Sketch: Not really
Jedi: ALRIGHT GO!!!
*The Pals run into the streets saying they're adopted giraffes*
Sub: *almost gets run over*
Driver: Get out of the road you nut!
Sub: I'M A GIRAFFE AND I'M ADOPTED!
Driver: Well no wonder you're adopted *drives off*
Sub: :c
Denis: Poor Sub
Alex: HEY YOU CAN'T TALK TO MY BOYFRIEND LIKE THAT! GET BACK HERE!!
Driver: *stops and comes out of the car with a gun*
Alex: 0_0
Pizza: WOOO FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Star: NOOOO
Jedi: Wait! Sir, this is all just a big misunderstanding *nervous laughter*
Driver: Get out of the way little boy. This is adult business.
Jedi: What did you just say to me?
Driver: I CALLED YOU A BOY
Jedi: Sir, I'm at liberty to warn you that I'm a powerful Jedi and I can do unspeakable things to you with the power of the Force
Driver: Oh please. You're just another one of those nerds!
Jedi: aRe YoU tAlKiNg To mE?
Pizza: Uh oh he called him a nerd
Jedi: ArE yOu TaLkInG tO ME?
Star: Shouldn't have done that
Jedi: ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?!
Annie: Now you've done it
Jedi: THEY CALL ME MIS. TER. NERD!
Driver: I've had enough of this *shoots at Jedi*
Jedi: *raises eyebrow and bullet stops in mid-air*
Driver: What the-
Sub: Whoaaa
Jedi: Thanks again for the telekinesis Wizard Alex
Alex: *jaw drops* N-no problem
Jedi: *floats Driver* Now what should I do with him
Driver: Whoa whoa hey! What's going on?
Sub: I'd say put him back in his car
Driver: YOU ADOPTED GIRAFFES WILL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS!!
Jedi: *floats him back in his car and destroys gun*
Alex: Bye bye
Jedi: *pushes car away(with the force of course)*
Sketch: *clears throat* If no one else is gonna ask then um WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!
Jedi: I demonstrated my awesome powers on that guy. LET THIS BE A LESSON TO YOU ALL
Corl: 0_0
Jedi: And you're welcome for saving your life Alex
Alex: Sorry... :c
Jedi: Anyway I'm gonna end it here. Thanks Annie for the dare
Annie: YEET
Jedi: See you next time and carry your lightsaber

Guys I'm still kinda confused about this whole Article 13 stuff but I really hope me and my story aren't affected. Bye!

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