Dare 8- Field Trip?

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Jedi: The hardest part about making these chapters is thinking about how I'm going to introduce myself to the readers... WAIT ARE WE ON?! Hello ladies and jellyspoons!!
Corl: But we don't have a script
Jedi: Improvise
Pizza: I could go for some jellyspoons
Sketch: Of course you could
Star: Do we even have a dare?
Jedi: Why yes we do Valerie!
Star: But my name's-
Jedi: Oh right. I'm sorry Jennifer
Star: >_>
Jedi: Today's dare is from Husk
Husk:  :) I dare the Pals to visit heaven and hell.
Sketch: FIELD TRIP!
Wrk: *face palms*
Corl: HELL?! I CANT GO THERE!
Husk: Don't worry guys. I'm a fallen angel so I can protect you.. probably
Corl: Quite reassuring ~_~
Izzy: So we can't come?
Husk: Well the dare did say the Pals :(
Annie: I'm cool with that
Pizza: Meh
Husk: Jedi, you have to come too
Jedi: Dang it
Star: Bye guys. Have fun!
Jedi: Ugh
                       Heaven
Corl: Wait a minute. If you're a fallen angel then are you even welcome in Heaven?
Husk: Uh... Hey look we're here!
Jedi: Oh
Denis: My
Sub: Heavens
Sketch: Really Sub
Sub: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Jedi: Guys, stop talking.. Let's just take it all in
Corl: This is incredible
Husk: Yeah we just can't get caught by Gabriel
Alex: Wait THE Gabriel?! Like Archangel of God Gabriel?! Like spoke to Mary about Jesus Gabriel?!?!
Husk: Yes Alex, the very same
Jedi: Hold up, if God knows all, then wouldn't that mean he already knows WE'RE HERE?!
Husk: Uhh OK next stop on the field trip *nervous laughter*

                           Hell
Sketch: Well it was bound to happen one day...
Husk: Here we are!
Jedi: Wonderful
Corl: OK let's go now
Alex: I second that
Denis: I third that
Jedi: I fourth that
Husk: Oh come on guys. Live a little!
Jedi: That's the one thing you DON'T do in hell!
Sub: Oh come on what's the worst that could happen
???: Hello...
Everyone except Husk: *gasps*
Husk: Ugh, don't do this today..
???: Why whatever do you mean?
Husk: I'm just visiting with my friends, Lucifer
Denis: L-
Alex: L-
Sub: L-
Sketch: L-
Corl: LUCIFER?!
Jedi: *whispers* Husk you didn't say anything about meeting the devil!
Lucifer: Well I'm sure she didn't mention a lot of things
Sub: MAY THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPEL YOU *makes a cross with his fingers
Lucifer: AHH IT BURNS! MAKE IT STOP!! HAHAH You mortals will believe anything *fire comes out of his hands*
Sketch: What
Jedi: The
Sub: Hell?!
Sketch: REALLY SUB?!
Sub: I'm sorry. I couldn't resist
Corl: OH PLEASE DON'T KILL US MR. THE DEVIL SIR
Lucifer: Oh I have no intention of killing you all
Denis: Phew
Lucifer: I'll only make you suffer indescribable pain for all eternity
Sketch: And I thought I had a dark sense of humour
Corl: ONLY SUFFER?!
Jedi: AWAY WITH YOU SATAN
Lucifer: Oh what are you gonna do? Lift me into the air? Hmm?
Jedi: HUSK. EXIT. NOW
Husk: Got it *teleports us out of hell*
Lucifer: They'll be back...

                        Home
Alex: FINALLY
Sub: Uh what happened to the house?
Denis: It looks like it was burnt down
*Star, Izzy, Annie, Wrk and Pizza come out*
Star: *nervous laughter* Hey guys
Jedi: WHO. DID. THIS?!?!?!
Star: IT WAS ANNIE
Annie: IT WAS IZZY
Izzy: IT WAS WRK
Wrk: IT WAS PIZZA
Pizza: Yeah it was mostly me
Jedi: HOW?!
Annie: We only played poker
Jedi: EVERYONE KNOWS PIZZA AND POKER ARE A BAD MIX
Sub: Don't worry Jedi. The house will probably reset in the next chapter
Jedi: Perhaps... I guess that's gonna end it for this one guys
Alex: Bye!

Guys I probably won't be posting as much (I wasn't posting frequently anyway) as I was able to. School started back on Tuesday so RIP me. See you next time and carry your lightsaber

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