Protagonists be like:
I hate shopping.
*buys the whole mall* I thought you hate shopping, but okay. .
I don't wanna eat.
*buys the whole Nando's*
I don't drink alcohol.
*goes to the bar and drank gin because apparently the bae broke her heart* ;-;
I don't cry. Crying is for the weak.
*peeling an onion* ;;;;;;---;;;;;;
Slowly finding tissue somewhere . .
I HAVE NOTHING TO WEAR! ;o;
-stands in front of 2572487347 clothes that she shopped yesterday-
Then go naked to the party.
