My phone survived being drowned from a the Pacific ocean pail. I mean, I didn't read it's a waterproof sh!t, or maybe I just intentionally skimmed into the phone's manual, 'cause I got not fvcking time reading those. But really though, what I'm actually supposed to rant is those stupid, inscrutable, longass instructions manual where all the bullcraps should be read in order to work this fvcking thing.
I mean, what the fvck? It would be great if you'll just probably summarize it all in one page, not like a whole book of Mechanical Engineering sh!t. But yeah, not all manuals are like that, but most are dull and I just skim through it. It's not like I don't know how to operate a fvcking phone, eh? It's impossible in the modern world if a person haven't owned a phone from the past, either that or it's poverty.
I don't need to know the procedure on how to charge my phone. I know the negi's and the posiv's of charging, over-charging, open-wire charging, electro-charging, throwing-it-on-a-wall charging and charging the enemy.
Oh well, you don't really have to take my ways of charging. I just lack self-control with my humor. Nothing more.
But seriously though, what the fvck. I'm not a ten-year-old kid who needs asisstance in charging my gahdamn phone.
There's nothing really wrong with instruction's manual because they're just doing their job. But you know, probably comply that the basic procedures are already crude enough? Just sayin'.
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Procedure #112: How to Charge the Phone.
Step 1) Retrieve the medium-sized plastic bag that contains a charger made from dragon scales and special wires from Narnia.
Step 2) Insert the rectangular part in the side of the CrappyPhone™.
Step 4) Fvck Step 3.
Step 5) Get rekt by the dragons and people of Narnia.
Step 6) Report CrappyPhone™ to the authority, cops, the Government and your mommy.
Okay, I'll stop. Hahaha, I would probably laugh if a genius assh*le made a phone and named it CrappyPhone™, because I'm going to take copyright infridgement on him and plaster the book of Laws on his face.
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