My "PAWfect Life"

Bad dog, Marley!

Dear Marley,

The other day my human was reading your book and laughing aloud to herself. For a few moments I thought she had finally become crazy. These humans and their actions, sheesh, makes me wonder how they can even live properly, but I suppose you already know that.

Anyway as she continued looking in that book and kept on Laughing, I decided to investigate the matter. I started by pocking my nose over the book, but got pushed away. So I circled around and climed over the human's shoulder to get a better glimpse. But it was just funny black lines on white paper, B-O-R-I-N-G.

But as she continued to laugh, I climbed on her stomach and put my nose under the book, hoping to sniff out what was so funny. Again I was not able to find anything.

So I started pawing Dhwani to tell me what the matter was. THAT WORKED!! you see now that I weigh more than her, she cannot ignore me so easily! Boy, I LOVE being all grown up, noone can pick me up anymore!

"OK fine, you win" she said and than brought out that funny black thing she uses which makes very suspicious noises and there are various types of humans and cats and dogs trapped inside.

Marly, I saw you first time that day.

"There, scooby, see what I find so funny in the book" said Dhwani and I saw how you lived. I must saw some of the stuff you did in your lifetime, I hope to achive in mine. You truly are my hero. I watched in awe as you ran and banged and ate everything! I could relate so much to you!

"That Scooby is the worl's worst dog" said Dhwani

You know THAT moment that comes in everyone's life, where you know why you have been sent on earth? Yes, that moment came in my life!

I want to be called the World's worstest Dog, even worster then you, Marley.

When I told Dhwani of my ambition she laughed and said "Ya right! And there is no such word are worster and worstest, huh"

I'l tell you Marley, when I become older, and people read my story, they will have to start using worstest word.

And to prove my dedication, I ate your book. BURN!

This is open challenge Marley, I WILL be worstest dog ever! This is Scooby's word!