It was a typical day, me lying on top of my human, she trying to push me away...you know the usual routine.
So than she says GET UP SCOOBY, I'm late for work!
me: What's work?
She: The place I go to everyday,now MOVE, or i'l be LAATE.
me: Why you want to go there and leave me? Don't you love me anymore? *Puppyeyes*
she: I love you that is why you are still on my stomach instead of the ground *Kiss*.
me: So dont go, let's stay togather and play everyday!
she: If I don't go, how will we get your food, treats, toys and replace the innumarable things you destroy everyday?
me: OOOOOOOOO...you go to get food?
she: No I go to get Money
me: NOW what's money?
She: Money is what you give to people so they give you stuff.
me: So you do this work thingy for people who make food?
She: NO, I work for others who give me money and this money i use to get food.
me: Its STUPID and complicated
she: No it's not
Me: It is too...\ Why you humans make everything so damn complicated? Is it to pretend and showcase how high and mighty superiour you are?
She: I DONT KNOW SCOOBY..... NOW CAN YOU BE KIND ENOUGH TO MOVE YOUR BODY FROM MY STOMACH SO I CAN MOVE?
Me: Nope..am not in a mood to be kind anyway...maybe someother time...SOOOO, why do you humans keep this money thing? To show off and pretend to be better than others when you are not?
She: ........
Me: WILL YOU QUIT PUSHING ME???? I LOVE YOU!! *licks face*
She: I am NOT talking to you
Me: Fine, am going. You don't taste good when you are not in mood anyway..huh *Gets up and goes to own bed to sleep*
She: Bye Scooby!!
Me: DON'T FORGET TO BRING BACK SOMETHING TO EAT!
she..........*SLAMS DOOR*
huh, these humans, it really gives an ache to my poor grey cells trying to figure them out!
Now Am off to my beauty sleep...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
bye humans!
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