My "PAWfect Life"

Training Humans for Dummies

Soooo, How are you all!! :)

You all are sooo awsome, I hear many people are loving me! I would have appreciated your love more in forms of pats, hugs, kisses, treats, and a game of catch, but hey, am not complaining!

Anyway, my humans are putting a lot of effort to "train" me, but little do they know I have already trained them to my liking!

Here are a few tips for fellow dogs to train your humans (I am thinking of compiling a book on it soon):

1) Whenever you want to play ball, place the ball in your mouth, and start poking the nearest human with it. It gets fast results!

2) Whenever you are sitting on the sofa (OOOPs, am not "alowed" to do that but hey they are not able to push you from furniture if you are as heavy as me!) and whatever you chewing falls on the floor, start looking longingly at it and if that does not work start whining, also don't forget to put on your puppy dog face, your human is sure to stop doing everything and give you your chewing toy back

3) If you want to sleep on your human's bed, look out for the signs. Whenever it becomes dark outside, and you see your himan in loose clothing moving towards their bed, make a dash for t, reach there first and pretend you are sound asleep, Also give in a few fake snores. (This advise is only for big dogs like me. When I was small, those humans would pick me up and put me in my bad, not anymore! HAHAHA)

4) Whenever you want to go out to play, find your leash and bring them to your human. Start running around them in circles (Leash in your mouth). This will make them sit. Then you could see them in yheir eyes and give your best pupply look, and put leash in their lap. That ought to do it. But there are some humans that are not that obidient. And they stll wont take you out (I would know, my human is like that). For thesr humans, follow the above mentioned steps and then start barking at the top of your voice. That would make them rush out with you!

5) When your humans are eating food, slowly go near them, lie down and give a DEEP sigh. Also start staring at food and keep licking your lips at regular intervals. Keep observing them and increase the volume of your sighs. You could also try lying on your back for added sympathy. This is sure to crack one of those weak willed humans and you get to eat!

Anyway cant tell you all my tricks here, otherwise those humans will read it (they are pretty smart that way). If you want to know more, why dont you meet me when we go out for a walk or you could ask your human to take you to visit my home, Would love to tell you all my secrets on how to succesfully train your human!

Sometimes I wish we also could talk to each other like those humans do with their square boxes! I tried to call few of my friends by talking those boxes but they just did not work. must be some magic that only humans know. But don't worry my quest is still not complete, one day I plan to use it so will continue taking their boxes and running away with them!

Have a happy training!

Love,

Scooby!