Brionne "The worst middle stage starter"

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Common reasons people hate Brionne:

"It looks like its wearing a dress >-<"

Me: Please scroll back to the delphox page. 

"It's a girly pokemon with a mostly male species!!"

Me: Again, scroll back to the delphox page. It's 2021, get used to it. 

"It's the worst middle stage starter ever!!!"

Me: Not so, its a smooth transition from popplio to primarina. It's better than dartrix, and if you think that quilladin is better, then you're smoking crack. 


Reasons you should like Brionne: 

1. It's so cute!

2. It has a good typing of water and fairy, and I believe its the best starter in game. (I needs to check on this). 

3. Primarina is a beast, especially with an assault vest. 

4. In my opinion, its better looking than popplio. 

5. Do I need to repeat that its cute, its actually one of my favorite middle stage starters. 


Come on people, its a siren/selkie mermaid sea lion. This line is my favorite from Alola, and yeah, it didn't deserve the hate. 

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