Common reasons people hate delphox:
"It's ear fluff is too long!!! EW >-<"
Me: *coughs* greninja's tongue wrapped around it's face* coughs*
"Braixen was cuter!"
Me: Both are amazing wut's your problem!
"It's a crossdressing fox man!"
Me: It's a mage, wearing a witch robe...
"It had so much wasted potential!"
Me: Sure it wasn't the best in competitive, but it was the best starter to choose in-game according to MandJTV (who hates delphox btw). I wouldn't call that wasted potential.
"I'm done with furry pokemon!!!"
Me: Lucario who?!! Zoroark who?!! Blaziken who?!!
"It looks so awkward!!!"
Me: I think it looks regal...
"It looks like its wearing clothes!!"
Me: Gardevoir who?!! Cinderace (me) who?!! So many popular pokemon look like they're wearing clothes. COME ON PEOPLE!!
Reasons why you should like delphox:
1. It has a great shiny
2. It's a fox witch, that has a magical fire wand!! To me that is the coolest thing in existence!
3. Best starter in-game
4. Has a cool typing
5. It's pretty
6. It's ear fluff is fine, it's just supposed to look like flaming hair.
7. At least like its pre-evolution, they were cute.
9. Looks cute in so many ships
10. Very mystical and unique.
Look...you don't have to like delphox as much as I do, but you need to stop being a hypocrite. If you like pokemon like lucario, cinderace, gardevoir, zoroark, ninetales, blaziken, etc, then you should also add delphox to your list since she is a mix of all of those. She even has similar origins to Japanese yokai like zoroark and ninetales. Also if you like blaziken, and hate delphox, then you're even more of a hypocrite. Why? Because all of the "problems" delphox has, blaziken has too. It pretty much looks like a man in a chicken suit, has long cream colored hair, and let's go back to it looking like it wears a jumpsuit, and its bipedal, sooo your point?
Please give delphox more love, it didn't deserve the hate that it has recieved over the years...
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