Salazzle "the scalie waifu!!"

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I will say this right now...Game Freak knew EXACTLY what they were doing when they created this pokemon. 

Common reasons people hate salazzle (I think):

Look I'll say this now. A while ago I hated this pokemon, so I suppose I understand. People think its design is too sexual...etc, etc. It's literally not. It's just an alpha femme fatale female lizard with a harem of male salandits. Ofc that's how she's supposed to look and that's ok. You're just denying your inner scalie. I mean really...let's be honest I've occasionally felt things for inteleon. I have a very slight inner scalie...and so do you! You just think you have to hate salazzle, or gardevoir, or lopunny for that reason. They're feminine pokemon that people sexualize, which we need to stop shaming women for being sexy. That is okay, and there are no problems with that. I could go on about this all day, but I'll just leave it at that. 

Why you should like salazzle:

Her origins and what she means are very fascinating. She has a good design and she forces you to be a scalie (that's a lizard furry btw, for those who don't know). 


Literally nothing to hate about this pokemon. She's fabulous and flawless.

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⏰ Last updated: Dec 28, 2021 ⏰

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