Pairing: Dick Grayson x Male! Reader
Warnings: none
Fandom: DC Universe
You and Dick were running surveillance in the van while Donna and Kori went undercover in the club looking for your target.
"So how was your date last night," Dick asked while you waited for the girls to locate an assassin you heard might be able to lead you to Deathstroke.
"The guy was nice but there was no spark," you shrugged.
"That seems to be a common thread with all of your dates recently," Dick chuckled.
"Well you can't get close to just anyone when you're a Titan now can you," you retorted, "and when's the last time you went on a date Grayson?"
"I don't date I just have sex with strangers to scratch the itch," he states.
"I guess that's fine if the sex is great but the guy I went out with last night finished after like 5 minutes and bailed," you told him.
"Wow, sounds like you're not having sex with the right people," Dick laughs.
"Like you'd know how to get me off," you taunt.
"I would obliterate your ass and you know it," Dick shouts with a laugh.
"Wanna put that theory to the test? My room tomorrow night," you say egging him on.
"I hope you have ice on hand because when I'm done with you your ass is gonna need it," he grins.
"Uh guys, we can still hear you," Donna says over the coms.
"No keep going I'm enjoying this," Kori says clearly entertained.
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