31.) Just because you can touch Marco when he's in his phoenix form does NOT give you the right to try and ride him like a "majestic steed".
Ace: *pouts* But whyyyyy?!
Marco: I'm not a horse, yoi!!
32.) You can NOT attempt to pluck him to sell his feathers either.
Ace: But you can actually pluck him! The feathers are real and so, so soft!!
Marco: It hurts like hell when you do that!
Ace: Oh, hush.
33.) QUIT telling Curiel that you admire his guns in a "suggestive way" ever again. He's still confused.
Ace: His face. His face was totally worth it.
Curiel: I don't understand!!
Vista: You will when you're older.
Curiel: I'm almost as old as you Vista!
34.) And STOP telling people that Vista's mustache is evil.
Ace: BUT IT IS!! It's a classic villain 'stache!!
Vista: My mustache is most definitely classic, but it is not villainous!!
Ace: Of course you say that, who would willingly admit to having an evil mustache.
Vista: I'm going to strangle you!
35.) OR that it's trying to take over the World Government and become the Pirate King.
Ace: I firmly believe it is though!!
Vista: I'm going to end you.
36.) QUIT threatening to wax it "to save the world as we know it".
Ace: Fine, but don't come crying to me when we are all being forced to obey they evil mustaches.
Jozu: I think this joke as gone to far....
Thatch: Farther than far....
37.) You can NOT offer to "polish" Jozu.
Ace: But he needs to look all shiny for battle!
38.) NO more asking him 'what a girl wants' on the idea that he's 'a girl's best friend'.
Ace: It's a legit question!!
Jozu: No, you're just being a smart ass.
39.) You may NOT replace all the liquor on board with orange juice or apple juice or any non alcoholic beverage.
Ace: Thatch still acted like he was drunk....
Thatch: Did not!!
Ace: Did too!!
Thatch: Did not!!
Izou: Enough!!
40.) The phrase "liar, liar, pants on fire" is not meant to be taken literally. Stop doing so.
Ace: Sorry Blenheim....
41.) The "D" in your name is a NOT an excuse to do idiotic/suicidal/dangerous things.
Ace: I believe it is. The "D" is in my blood! I am the "D"! Besides, who doesn't love a "D"?
Izou: Oh God...
42.) STOP telling people that it stands for d*ck or any other descriptive/inappropriate words starting with D.
Ace: Turns our Namur's a blushing virgin!!
Namur: Shut up before I eat you.
Ace: Eeep! Save me Pops!
Pops: Guararara! You're on your own, my boy.
43.) STOP doodling on your crewmates/allies' wanted posters.
Ace: I'm improving them!
Kingdew: By giving them monocles and mustaches?
Haruta: Don't forget the horns!
44.) You can NOT send embarrassing photographs of your crewmates to the guys who print the wanted posters.
Ace: Damn it!!
45.) QUIT informing bounty hunters of the whereabouts of your enemies. Act like a grown ass man.
Ace: This list is getting oddly specific.....
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150 Things Portgas D. Ace is NOT allowed to do
HumorThe division subordinates are getting mighty fed up with Ace's antics. What better way to deal with him? Make a rule list of course! Only Ace has some thoughts about the rules. Part 1 of 150 Things - One Piece Edition Reposted from Ao3 & FF.net ...
