150 Things Portgas D. Ace is NOT allowed to do

Rules #16-30

16.) For the LAST time, Pop's is not a "sugar daddy", and you must stop referring to him as such.

Ace: I beg to differ.

17.) STOP setting things on fire strictly for the amusement of setting things on fire! Blenheim does not like replacing what you burn.

Ace: *Insert pouty face*

Marco: It amazes me how you can be so much more childish than Haruta or Thatch.

Ace: Shut up!

18.) STOP making your division to sing 'We will rock you' at enemy ships.

Ace: But did you see their faces?! Priceless!

Curiel: It really was funny.

Kingdew: Until they began firing at him.

19.) You will STAY 10 yards AWAY from Vista's plants at all times.

Ace: It was an accident!

Vista: An accident that nearly destroyed my babies!

Ace: If those things are your babies, then I don't want to meet the mother.

20.) STOP stealing and hiding any and all hair products belonging to either Thatch or Izou.

Ace: Who knew their hair was so long when they weren't styled.

Thatch: You're a dead man Fire Fist

Ace: Awe, come on. It was hilarious.

Izou: You can't hide forever, Portgas.

Ace: Uh, I'm sorry?

21.) Rule #20 also applies to Pops and Vista's mustache wax.

Ace: Okay, THAT WAS THATCH!

22.) STOP using Izou's lipstick as "war makeup". He gets all prissy when he runs out before we reach land.

Ace: All I need now is a bow and arrow!

Izou: STOP TOUCHING MY COSMETICS!

Ace: ...But I like to look pretty, can you help me then Izou?

Izou: Oh, of course! First we need to find you proper clothing for you!

Jiru: I...can not believed that worked.

23.) STAY away from any beauty products on the ship.

Ace: Izou...?

Izou: Come by my room.

Rakuyo: Stop the enabling Izou!

Izou: I don't enable him.

Pops: You actually do son, it's almost as bad as Marco's enabling.

Marco: Oi!

24.) STOP checking the crow's nest after Marco has look out duty. There won't be, and never will be, any eggs.

Ace: Is it wrong to want to help out the fourth division by getting them fresh Marco to table eggs?

Marco: I don't lay eggs!

25.) The crow's next is NOT Marco's roosting spot, stop referring to it as such.

Ace: How bout Marco's nesting spot?

Marco: I'm getting sick of all these jokes...

26.) Marco does NOT hide his "children" in Thatch's hair.

Ace: He could, Thatch's hair is the size of his head. It probably could hide a human baby in it too.

Thatch: You're just jealous that your hair looks like you cut it with a knife.

Izou: I cut his hair!

Thatch: ...

Ace: Run.

27.) NO challenging Marco to "Who's flame is hotter" contests.

Ace: Mine totally is though!

Marco: I beg to differ.

Ace: Wanna prove it then?

Marco: Anytime, anywhere yoi.

Thatch: Fight, fight, fight!

Blenheim: I refuse to fix the deck afterwards.

Thatch: No fight... *sad face*

28.) NO stripping to "show off the goods".

Ace: I just wanted to show off my awesome tattoo!

Namur: You took you're pants off too...

Haruta: And you're tattoo is on your arm...

Ace: ...

29.) Vista does NOT hide rabbits in his hat, stop asking for one.

Ace: But he pulled flowers out of his hat!

Vista: Flowers, not a living animal Ace.

Ace: Tomato, Tomahto.

Marco: You're impossible...

30.) STOP burning people's clothes because you think the clothes "don't work". Fossa is still looking for you.

Ace: In my defense again, Fossa should thank me for getting rid of that vest. Come on, Izou. Back me up here.

Izou: This is one fashion problem I'm staying out of.

Ace: Izou, at least hide me!

Fossa: Don't you dare Izou!