150 Things Portgas D. Ace is NOT allowed to do

Rules #106-120

106.) NO buying coffins just to fall asleep in them on deck. Poor Haruta was in tears.

Ace: That...That was a very bad prank.

Haruta: You think, you numskull?!

Ace: It was funny until you started crying...I'm sorry...

Haruta: NOT FORGIVEN!

107.) NO 'rising from the dead'.

Ace: Yeah...Thatch is still carrying around a cross and holy water.

Thatch: Damn right I am!

108.) NO more 'learning while doing'.

Ace: Then how else am I supposed to learn how to work something?

Izou: Oh, I don't know...MAYBE ASK?

Ace: Asking is overrated.

Izou: Seriously?!

109.) STOP asking people where your dignity is...It's definitely long gone and no one will ever be able to help you find it.

Ace: I actually got Jiru to help look...I kinda feel bad...

110.) According to the nurses and Curiel, you have NO allergies. So STOP traumatizing the fourth division into thinking they killed you.

Ace: Their faces are priceless though!

Thatch: How bout we just stop feeding you?

Ace: You can't do that!

Thatch: Watch me.

Ace: Pops?!

Pops: Resolve this yourselves, my sons.

111.) You are also NOT allergic to any form of paperwork.

Ace: Says you!

Curiel: Says everyone!

112.) Sexual favors are NOT a valid form of payment.

Ace: You'd be surprised how many people agree and take me up on it.

Thatch: Teach?

Ace: Teach.

113.) IOUs do NOT count either.

Ace: Those don't work as well as offering sex, hmm....

Namur: Oh Gods.

Izou: Ace, no.

Ace: Ace, yes.

114.) You can NOT take a vow of celibacy and then slap someone when they touch you.

Ace: But they were assaulting me!

Jiru: All I did was pat your shoulder....

115.) You are NOT a dog, QUIT fighting with Stefan for Pops' attention.

Ace: That dog is going down!

Stefan: Arf! Arf!

Marco: Did one of you really write for Stefan...?

Thatch: Nooooo....

Pops: Guararara!

116.) Marco is NOT your common sense, babysitter, keeper, ect.

Ace: But he's soooo good at it!

Marco: I just...I don't know anymore with you...

117.) Do NOT use Marco's absence as a good reason why you do idiotic things.

Ace: But if he's not there, then who's gonna stop me?

Haruta: How bout you just think before you act?

Ace: Too much work.

Rakuyo: Is he for real?

Blamenco: I...am unsure...

118.) No matter how hard you try, you are male and do NOT get "that time of the month".

Ace: Anything is possible!

Curiel: ....Does simple biology not register in your mind, bro?

Ace: Simple what? I've never heard of whatever biology is.

Curiel: *insert sigh* Come by my room and I'll explain it.

119.) QUIT throwing apples at Curiel and his nurses whenever it's time for your physical.

Ace: Well, you know the saying....

Curiel: DO NOT!!

Izou: Ace, he may just kill you.

Ace: ...An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Curiel: I am going to murder him.

120.) "Borrowing things" does NOT mean to keep them indefinitely.

Ace: I know not what you mean....

Atmos: I'm waiting.

Ace: Bye!!