46.) You are not allowed to drown and scare us all half to death.
Ace: It's not like I wanted to drown!
Curiel: You willingly jumped in to escape Blenheim.
Ace: So then it's is fault for making me jump in the water!
47.) You may NOT wave a red cape/red in general in front of Atmos yelling "Torro! Torro!" as if he was an actual bull/buffalo.
Ace: I did that ONE time!
Haruta: More like five times...
Ace: Atmos doesn't mind, do you buddy?
Atmos: I am going to kill you.
Ace: Eeep!
48.) NO MORE giggling like a prepubescent school girl ever again.
Ace: Really? This needs to be a rule? What's wrong with it?
Thatch: You sound really fucking creepy doing it Ace...
Ace: Le gasp! Blasphemy! Blasphemy I tells ya!
49.) You CAN'T clap your hands and squeal loudly when something exciting happens either.
Ace: ...No comment.
50.) You are NOT allowed to steal one of the nurses' uniforms ever again. Curiel actually thought you were one of his nurses and is now traumatized.
Ace: I was gonna be a nurse themed stripper though! It's his fault for speaking before looking at my face!
Curiel: My fault?!
Ace: Mhm, yes it is good sir!
Curiel: I am going to blow you to pieces!
Ace: Hiding now!
51.) QUIT CROSSDRESSING!
Ace: But Izou gets too!!!
Marco: Izou doesn't attempt to give drunk marines lap dances or strip teases, yoi.
Ace: Point taken....
52.) You can NOT participate in strip poker. You have a horrible poker face and are at a bit of a disadvantage.
Ace: I already ain't allowed to go naked anywhere, now I can't even play a game to get naked?!?! So uncool!!
53.) You are hereby BANNED from any and all sugary drinks/food/candy when on board the Moby Dick or allied ships.
Ace: Le gasp, le gain. How could you?? You guys are ruining my life!! I wanna go live with mom!!
Thatch: Mom? Is he for real? Who even is the mom?
Izou: I'm...I'm not sure...
Marco: I thinks he's talking about Whitey Bay....The woman babies him.
Whitey: I can see this too when I come aboard!! I do not baby my Acey!!
Izou: There's proof of the babying...
Pops: Guararara!!
54.) QUIT putting your food bills on Marco's, or anyone else's for the matter, tabs.
Ace: Then who's gonna pay for my meals?
Marco: How bout yourself, yoi?
55.) You are NOT allowed to steal Red-Haired Shanks's sake and blame it on Pops
Ace: Damn! I was sure I hadn't gotten caught.
Pops: Next time you do that son, I might just have to throw you overboard.
Ace: Pops!! You wouldn't!!
Pops: Guararara!
56.) Nor are you allowed to steal Pops sake and blame it on Red-Haired Shanks.
Ace: I think I get the point now....
57.) NO MORE prank calling ships.
Ace: Now I definitely want to go live with mom!! She'd let me!!
58.) DO NOT call your grandfather and ask him to come visit again.
Ace: Please?
Marco: Absolutely not!
Haruta: N to the O
Izou: No!!
Thatch: No!
Pops: No, my son.
59.) QUIT attempting to breed a set of den den mushi because you want a baby den den mushi.
Ace: But it worked!! I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my squishy.
60.) STOP standing around shirtless in blizzards.
Ace: But...
Haruta: Oh God, no.
Thatch: Don't do it!!
Ace: The cold never bothered me anyway!!
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150 Things Portgas D. Ace is NOT allowed to do
HumorThe division subordinates are getting mighty fed up with Ace's antics. What better way to deal with him? Make a rule list of course! Only Ace has some thoughts about the rules. Part 1 of 150 Things - One Piece Edition Reposted from Ao3 & FF.net ...
