Summary: While trying to return Grown Ups 2, the team learns new facts about The Redbox, and a new Evil Villainish plot being made.
Based on Sonic Riders Fandub by Snapcube
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-No POV-
Today was unlike any other day...kinda. Luke and Peter were running as fast as they can. Why you may ask? Will, you see...
"We have to get to McDonald's before it closes!" Peter said, he really wanted McDonald's
But that's not the only reason. While Peter wanted to get to McDonald's, Luke had to do something else...and that was returning Grown ups 2 to red box.
"RedBox is gonna be so pissed! They're gonna cut my..Uh.." Luke didn't want to finish that sentence as Peter was there with him, and Peters to innocent, so instead he said, "My Uh, eye off!"
Peter and Luke were about make it to the red box, but then, some force field stoped them. They both feel down.
"Ow!"
"Nurgh!"
When Peter and Luke look up to see what stoped them, they see Danny, Ava, and Sam, already there.
"Sam, your force field, it stoped us!" Luke yelled at Sam.
"I'm cutting you off! You had to much!" Sam yelled.
Luke got up and says, "I have to return grown ups 2, please!" Luke holds up a Redbox cd cartage, that has grown ups 2 In it.
"Yeah! Did you know they charge a dollar everyday you don't return it" Peter said, getting up.
"Yeah, I honestly think it's predatory. It's kinda like loans, but with a set interest rate" Danny replied.
"You just have to make sure you return it on time. It's not that Hard!" Ava yelled, she then point at Luke. "Your the one who didn't want a streaming service!" She added.
"I agree, they're so much better" Peter added as will.
"Stop it!" Sam yelled.
"Ahhh" Peter screamed
"What?!" Ava yelled back.
"We've had grown ups 2 for almost a month, and I still haven't seen it yet" Sam said, wanting to see grown ups 2. "I wanted to for such a long time, but it's so hard for us get to get together, you know?" Sam asked.
"But your never there for movie nights" Luke said, making a point.
"It's hard to make time, you know, with your friends. It tough" Sam said.
"You know what, it is tough. I'll make an effort to make more time" Peter said.
"Now can we please return grown ups 2 before Redbox cuts of my eyes" Luke said, walking over to the red box.
"Actually, hold of on that" Peter said, he takes out his computer and sits on the floor. He types something and all of a sudden there's a bunch of random code and numbers. "Let's see" Peter says.
"What the fuck!?" Ava yelled, confused on what Peter is doing.
"If we hack into the Redbox, I might be able to extend the deadline" Peter said, hacking into red box. The rest of team Ultimate gathers behind him to see the screen.
"You have too!" Danny says, not wanting Redbox to be after them.
"It's the only way" Luke said.
"Please, do that thing you just said." Sam said, confused on how hacking works.
After some complicated hacking, Peter managed to hack into Redbox, but when he hacked into it, Dr Oct showed up in there screen.
"What the Candy corn! Dr Oct!" Peter said, confused on why Dr Oct is on Redbox. "Why are you doing in the Redbox?" Peters asks.
Ava stares at the screen and says, "Hmmm, so Dr Oct was controlling Redbox the entire time, and he didn't expect us to never find out? I can't believe this shit!"
A video shows up, Peter presses play. The video showed Dr Oct saying, 'With my full on control, I will make sure that no one will be able to return a movie ever again., and Grown ups 3 will be made by me, with power of the angle wings, the mathematics I've done on blocking, and Adam Sandler him self. I will have all the power and no one will be able to stop it. No one will be able to get between me. I will make the brand new Game Cube 2, and I know your all jealous of that, especially you, Spider-Man'
Peter then pauses the video and whispers, "I'm Spider-Man". He presses the play button and continues to video.
'Adam Sandler will be the one promoting the GameCube 2, for Grown Ups 3.' The video finishes with Dr Oct laughing evily. The video then ends, and everyone looks at the screen.
"What a Fucking...Bastard!" Luke says, angry at Dr Oct.
"We can't let him do that to Adam Sandler's career!" Danny says, also a bit angry at Dr Oct.
"Your right, Adam Sandlers career can't take another hit!" Peter says, agreeing with them.
"Welp...I'm out. Don't with this shit" Sam says, about the walk away.
"What? why?" Ava asks, wondering why Sam won't help them.
"Honestly, I'm not fucking with anymore Redboxes. Last time I did, it spat a bunch of quarters at me" Sam answers, while done with Redbox.
"Wait, you don't put quarters in there" Danny says, confused.
"What were you...Sam, where you putting your quarters in the card reader?" Peter asks, also confused.
"Sam, that's not how you do that!" Ava yelled at Sam for thinking he has to put quarters in Redbox.
"It's true! They were pouring out of it! I almost drowned like Scourge Mcduck!" Sam yells back, implying it was true.
"Sam what the fuck are you talking about?! Is it a coin starter!?" Luke shouts while also confused.
"Here! I'll show you!" Sam shouts back.
Sam walk up to the Redbox, he then garbs a quarter and puts it in the Redbox. At first nothing happened, but then a bunch of quarters came out of the Redbox and were spat on Sam, almost drowning him like Scourge Mcduck. Let's just say that day ended with the team getting Netflix....and them getting McDonald's too.
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