Ultimate Spider-Man...But it's the Mcu

Mini Ep 3: JUST SAY FU-

Summary: Team Ultimate, Ned, Mj, and Harry are wondering why Peter always replaces cuss words with random words, which make them question his existence, not in a bad way though.

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-Third POV-

It was a Monday at school, and everthing was normal, teens were just hanging out, or cussing each other out. Everyone at Midtown High cusses really, and that's a fact. Whither it's for a joke, being surprised, or yelling out of anger, or by accident, everyone cusses at least once. Will, almost everyone, as there is only one student who has never cussed before.

"Candy Corns!" Everyone heard outside in the school hallway. They all turned their heads to one of the empty classroom doors, knowing exactly who said that.

Meanwhile while inside the empty classroom, Peter was sitting down in pain as he accidentally step on a lego a couple seconds ago, where did the lego come from, no one knows.

"....Did you say just say candy corns?" Sam asked, dumbfounded by Peter saying Candy corns instead of fuck.

"What did you expect! I stepped on a lego!" Peter said, still in pain.

"Will yeah, it's just that....don't people usually say fuck?" Sam asked, confused.

"I can't say that. I don't have permission" Peter said, glad that the pain is now gone.

"You do know that you don't need permission to cuss, right?" Sam said.

"If I don't have permission, then I can't say it, or else I'll feel guilty" Peter said. Sam then faced palm.

-The next day: Tuesday-

Peter is at the Helicarrier, in the training room with Ava and Luke. They were in their suits and were all battling against each other to get some more peat lice for when they fight bad guys. But during their personal training session, the three of them accidental broke the score board.

"Snickerdoodle!" Peter yelled, as he knew they were in trouble.

Ava and Luke look at him. "Don't you mean shit?" Luke asked.

"No, I said snickerdoodle" Peter told them, as he still knew they were in trouble.

"We get that, it's just that you said snickerdoodle...when you obviously meant shit" Ava said.

"Never mind that, we have to fix the score board before Mr. Fury gets back" Peter said, trying to change the course of the conversation..

-The next day Wednesday-

Peter was in the school library with Danny, they were both studying for test. Danny had a science test coming up and knew Peter would be a good choice to ask help, as Peter is amazing in that field of knowledge. He did write a report on Bruce Banners book about gamma radiation. As they were reading, Peter got a paper cut.

"Corn nut." Peter whispered yelled, as they were in a library.

Danny looked at Peter, confused on why he didn't cuss, "Don't you me-"

Before Danny could finish his sentence, Peter said, "The c word, yes. I'll be back, I have to go get a band aid." Peter then left to go get a band aid, leaving Danny more confused.

-The next Thursday-

Peter was hanging out with Ned, Mj, and Harry. They were having a good time until Flash showed up, making fun of all of them, especially Peter. After Mj scared Flash away, by saying if he didn't leave them alone she would kick his ass, Peter once again, said a word replacement for a cuss word.

"What the flick flack patty wack is his deal" Peter said, angry at Flash.

The other three just stare at him, not that they didn't hear him replace cuss words before. "You know, it's alright if you cuss Peter, no ones gonna be mad" Harry said.

"Are you sure?" Peter asked, sounding uncertain.

"We're pretty sure" Mj said.

"......yeah I'm not curse" Peter said.

-The next day: Friday-

Team Ultimate, Harry, Ned, and Mj were all at the cafeteria eating lunch and hanging out, after the whole part incident, Harry and the rest of Team Ultimate managed to become somewhat friends. They were all having a good time until Flash decided to bother them again.

"Hey Puny Parker, I see your friends decided to make a Lame squad!" Flash yelled from the table across them. Flash friends them start laughing along with Flash.

"Flash, just leave us alone please" Peter yelled back, not wanting to deal with Flash.

"What, you scared your and your lame ass friends will be laughed at by the school." Flash shot back.

Peter then whispered to his friends. "Guys, I can't believe I'm about to say this but...can I say the f word?" He said, looking nervous.

"Oh my god, finally" Mj said in relief.

"It's about time" Sam added.

"Please, just say it" Ned also added.

"Okay, I will" Peter said. Peter then got up from his seat and yelled, "Will you know what Flash, why don't you go F-F.....F-Fu..Fu-F..."

Team Ultimate, Mj, Ned, and Harry look at Peter confused, wondering why he isn't saying fuck.

"Peter...are you okay?" Danny asked.

"I'm okay" Peter said, continuing to try and say fuck.

"....Why aren't you saying Fuck?" Ava said.

"....I'm nervous" Peter admitted. All his friends them groan in disappointment, while also questioning Peters existence.

Peter is really innocent, isn't he.